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Everyone back then had the hots for Brendan Frasier. Which is… fair. …but I kinda had a crush on John Hanna. 🥵

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Tonight’s movie …is 27 years old. 27 years… 27 of them! 😖

The Mummy (1999)

"You dream about dead guys?”

#MovieNight #ClassicMovieNight

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Raining Tacos - Parry Gripp & BooneBum
Raining Tacos - Parry Gripp & BooneBum YouTube video by ParryGripp

Yum yum yum yummity yum!
It's like a dream!

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Dangit.

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All of us need to vote like our lives depended on it… because they actually just might. …as in literally! No hyperbole. This is serious!

…and this is coming from a guy who doesn’t take anything seriously.

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Touché

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This is who is running our government right now. 😖

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Tbf, *everything* is being used to train ai… with or without permission… even this post.
My grandfather would say “Don’t worry about things you can’t change.” All I can do is vote… vote at the ballot box and vote with my dollar! …and I choose to block any ai content and support actual humans.

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But all the greatest artists always have unfinished works… like Leonardo da Vinci or Michelangelo or Franz Schubert… or even Gilbert Stuart’s Athenaeum Portrait of

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Why did the recycling bin break up with the trash can? —It got tired of its garbage!

#EarthDay #dadjoke

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You're awesome, Ciara! Just be you!

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a man standing in front of a sign that says " this is audrey " ALT: a man standing in front of a sign that says " this is audrey "

Hold your hat and hang on to your soul
Something's coming to eat the world whole
If we fight it we've still got a chance
But whatever they offer you
Though they're slopping the trough for you
Please, whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants!!!

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Eh, Booboo!

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$2 billion is used for the strip club
£50 note is used for criming

Some things just have their understood purpose.

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You know the best part of an Earth Day cake? —The ozone layer!

#EarthDay #dadjoke

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Looks amazing!

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Well, @zeltik.co.uk might be at least partially proud of me...
Taco toufu chicken salad á la Klaatu...made c̄ homemade mayo. No actual cuccos were harmed... though, I *did* use an egg for the mayo. I'm sorry! I'm trying here!

What are *you* #MealPrepping for the week?

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Tonight’s movie:

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi  (1983)

"That face you make... look I so old to young eyes?”

#MovieNight #ClassicMovieNight #SciFi

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Why This Vertical Farm is 500x More Efficient Than Farming
Why This Vertical Farm is 500x More Efficient Than Farming YouTube video by Undecided with Matt Ferrell

Isn't this technically factory farming?

youtu.be/8sOEB2m0m9Y?...

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For half a second, I thought that was @hankgreen.bsky.social

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Our current president:

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Tonight’s movie:

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back  (1980)

"One day I was walkin', and I found this big log and I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick… and I was like… That log had a child!"

…I mean…

“Wars not make one great.”

#MovieNight #ClassicMovieNight

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Me the past few years.

What? The 2016 election was 10 years ago?

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ICE is not about immigration.

ICE is about normalizing a paramilitary force on peaceful streets.

Abolish ICE.

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Hmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!

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