Happy 10th birthday to the greatest video on YouTube (no arguments will be heard at this time).
A true masterpiece by @5secondfilms.bsky.social, even if it is slightly longer than 5 seconds.
youtu.be/ajvhiAwFkLs
In honor of Barbra Streisand's epic tribute to herself starring Robert Redford, here's the back cover of her live album "A Happening in Central Park."
Gonna be sad when Oscar season ends. I only just emerged from a cave btw
Clocky strikes again, to delight and confuse our tens of YouTube viewers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zBo...
Do you have Gungans?
Demi saying what's on everyone's mind when they rock up to the facemask shop
I think when we did 5 a week it was very "look at this scrappy gang go" coded. 1 a week is more "is that the best shit you got, you washed fuckin uncs"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUai...
A man with a fish head reading 7 Habits of Highly Effective People
When you've spent hours on possibly your worst-viewed piece of content in months and the entire endeavor suddenly seems way less important than laying 1,000 eggs in submerged vegetation
AI is coming for one entertainment job only, and that's the guy who photoshops characters into framed photos for movies. Every job taken by AI is an outrage and a tragedy, but this guy had decades to improve his craft and he never fucking did it
"Minus half a star for the dog dicks but this was so much fun" "This movie was totally dudebrotastic, minus the dog dick" "Would've been 4 stars if it wasn't for the dog dick"
We hear you. It's time to use the power of digital technology to replace all the guns in our movie with more dog dicks
His Presence Heralds the Lengthening www.youtube.com/watch?v=czEQ...
the time is nearly upon us
The Nazis in power are going to start a new war to cover for the extrajudicial killings, which were covering for the massive paper trail of pedophilia, and boy oh boy tax season is just around the corner
Get sucked in to our latest 5SF www.youtube.com/watch?v=qopJ...
Man in red suit and bowtie, entering doorway happily
POV: Your husband has returned from selling vacuums door-to-door, a job which pays him $400 billion a year, hence the nice suit
As always, fuck ICE and tell your friends we could use some subs! www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2V6...
The libbing will continue until morale improves
Welcome new followers! That's right, every 50 of you earns a 5SF that we can never run on our other socials. Come see why!
Already getting a few “yeah fuck you too” comments, and guess what? That’s right it’s another fuck you. We’re playing ping pong now baby youtu.be/p7YDcDT2aWw?...
Get ready for the most Bluesky 5SF we’ve ever made
Hedda is Dude Bro Party Massacre III for people who hated Dude Bro Party Massacre III
Power moves only
BRAINDEAD STUDIOS on Fairfax is hosting our last L.A. screening of DBPM3 for our 10th anniversary screening series! It’s tomorrow - so get tickets now! studios.wearebraindead.com/purchase/110...
A poster featuring a young man encased in a beef box, fleeing from a serial killer, featuring the title DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III, the event's details, and photos of Director Jon Salmon and Handsome Celebrity Patton Oswalt
🚨 AUSTIN TX, TONIGHT! 🚨 Dude Bro Party Massacre III w/ @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in person!
🎟️ TICKETS: hyperrealfilm.club/events/2025/... 🎟️
I think in these extremely tense political times, it's important to be fair and balanced. Since we pride ourselves on always having our finger on the pulse of tense cultural moments, it's only right that we release a 5SF about a Cool Lime next week
Now that we got over 500,000 followers on TikTok, I feel like our job is to confuse Gen Z right back. 67? That's the best you've got to confuse and irritate us, a number? Here's a folie a deux tale about a lemon in sunglasses www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1P6...
A woman speaks to someone while a lemon in sunglasses can be seen just over her shoulder
ah yes [mechanic pops hood to my brain] yeah see the problem right here, is that you find this shot insanely funny but no one else ever will
Weird that we’re not at the part where they smile like the Aphex Twin album cover when you call them nazis. Maybe deploy the national guard in a couple more cities I guess
An obvious bot trying to comment on our 5sf where idiots set their house on fire, calling it a “trend” they’re “obsessed” with.
The good thing about our views going in total freefall over at TikTok is the rise of the bots with accidentally good jokes
Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
And as usual, we’re just 20 followers away from posting another 5sf that would never work on TikTok. That’s right, join us at get the scraps in glorious 16x9
