Dirty Computer

Friends asked me what my favorite album of all time is
open.spotify.com/album/2Pjlax...

Sexy shrekette.

Yeah

To be fair, idk what a pixel is

But also my brain reinterpreted kaiju and kilojoule so neither of us want to see the world for what it is ig

Mothra is real and following me on Bluesky

3K doesn't mean I have 3000 followers, it means I have 3 kilofollowers that are each worth a thousand people in my heart

Even more suspicious tbh

180 gigs of photos???? Are they each ten million pixels??

Sniper but cunty

Got it

Where are you in this

It was you, hope this helps

Bluesky IS for inside thoughts obvi

Prince Albert's Drop, is that anything

Well I simply am following them instead because I want a job

Wow there are 3M of you following me... suspicious...

Judging off of the layer of cat hair coating every surface, I doubt that

I was literally inner skircle 4 days ago and now I'm exiled to the outter ring?? He's so unloyal

You broke up with me???

Purrpetrator of lots of the mess but doing ZERO cleaning

I think this is why people get married or something

The thing they don't tell you about living alone is that your home gets dirty and then it's your sole responsibility to clean it all

Just watched the ICE episode and Jesse remains my favorite character

We said a lot of "I gotchu" and "'preciate you"s today, do you think it will be a spring wedding?

Graduated Cylindr

You say under a picture of me looking like the most generic gay guy imagined

Sorry WHAT

I literally stopped watching this season when she left I'm sorry

No it adds to my charm when I don't

Hate you smh

Me in a pink hat and red tank top that is slightly cropped and black shorts.

I'd been meaning to crop this tank a smidge for literally months