Judging off of the layer of cat hair coating every surface, I doubt that

I was literally inner skircle 4 days ago and now I'm exiled to the outter ring?? He's so unloyal

You broke up with me???

Purrpetrator of lots of the mess but doing ZERO cleaning

I think this is why people get married or something

The thing they don't tell you about living alone is that your home gets dirty and then it's your sole responsibility to clean it all

Just watched the ICE episode and Jesse remains my favorite character

We said a lot of "I gotchu" and "'preciate you"s today, do you think it will be a spring wedding?

Graduated Cylindr

You say under a picture of me looking like the most generic gay guy imagined

Sorry WHAT

I literally stopped watching this season when she left I'm sorry

No it adds to my charm when I don't

Hate you smh

Me in a pink hat and red tank top that is slightly cropped and black shorts.

I'd been meaning to crop this tank a smidge for literally months

@kxdyn.bsky.social take over for me

You imagined me this way

Can you stop imagining me so I can catch a break?

One in bathroom, one full body for outfits, and one small one to give the illusion of more space in my little apartment

How many metaphorical?

I thought Mr. Pickle WAS the bottom of the branding

Have we considered that maybe he took her last name in marriage... hashtag Progressive hashtag CheckYourBiases...

It's okay I like my pickles sloppy-style

It doesn't even specifically say it has pickles...

Can I fuck him

Is there a Mr. Pickle?

Give me sandwich details

Hey I'm in my field because I love plastics and understand their role in the economy

Do you just go search my page for the word car? Grasping at straws

Girl keep doing it