Lingua franca!

Some people need a real problem or two in their life, just as a point of reference

This is magical

Realizing I mentioned the F-35 in alt text and then didn't include the picture because I didn't quite like it but you can't edit alt text and now I look stupid so... Here it is

A picture of an F-35, and other reasons we don't have healthcare in this silly country

Got to do a little bird watching this weekend.

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

Oooooh that's been on my want-to-read list for a while now!

Talking about formative music memories with chat, and we had the usual Disney songs and Raffi tapes and stuff but then, when I was 5 or so, my dad played some Jimi Hendrix where I could hear it and I got so excited I ran headfirst into a couch.

Exactly one year ago today:

In Ye Olden Days of the Internet I made a pandora station based on cover art: if it had a wizard, dragon, or skeleton on it I voted it up, otherwise I nuked the song. It turned out AWESOME

Robert Johnson - Cross Road Blues (take 2, test pressing) YouTube video by Nick Dellow

Fans of blues music will not want to miss the sound from the recently-discovered 1940 shellac master test pressing of Robert Johnson performing "Cross Road Blues"—a famous track, now available with vastly better sound. (via Ted Gioia)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmnN...

I love this and would 100% bring it to unsuspecting family member's holiday gatherings and then do a sickos laugh

/me laughs in midwestern

"Other" does not count!

6 year old me is very disappointed that Ankylosaurus is not even on the list.

I love being ruled by the dumbest bastards on the planet

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

A screenshot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force showing a Fargate, not a Stargate.

It's the Fargate! Goes far, get it? And there is no way it came from that movie, or that syndicated series based on that movie.

I don't know either band but this is objectively funny

Anxiety to get there before anything can go wrong, then noise-cancelling headphones and audiobooks.

Wore flip-flops out for the first time this spring yesterday, so now the tops of my feet are sunburnt. My family took advanced levels in pasty.

Timeless!

I'm going camping with friends this weekend and I really just need there to be no new wars or disasters till 5pm when I can disconnect from everything, thank you

100% I will judge the hell out of anyone for that and I don't care if that's a bad take

She's incredible in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

WELL if protests are happening why am i not seeing them in the news? the media surely has no reason to attempt to suppress this information. i am very smart

I only hate CEOs talking about them

A spoiled kitty getting pets on a cozy bourbon barrel bed

I love other people's dogs and cats but brewery cats are a special breed.

Her name is Waffles and she is perfect.