Each element needs to highlight and pop-up as you mouse over them, playing a different stock Windows 95 midi sound. Like frog-trumpet-chord hit.

You'll never fucking guess.

Look, I started reading James Herbert's 1974 phenomenon novel The Rats for the first time in about 25 years at 11pm and have just finished it. It's not my fault.

Okay. Can you tell all of America to stop saying British food is bland?

Remember when you'd go to bed at a reasonable time.

I am also a woman.

I hear UFOs every day. My wife tells me it's just next door's electric car, but I know the truth.

@maffewgregg.bsky.social Can I please ask what the background music was for the first Pat McAfee selection of clips? 💜

OH MY GOD THAT WAS YOU

The nearest I'm thinking of from the top of my head is the original Max Payne with those platforming dream sequences.

Linda Hamilton would never.

An AI chat app showing the options of Country girl and sloppy mustard man

Inside you is two wolves

I feel like people focus a little too much on Bruce Springsteen having a slightly cringey stage persona singing boomer music and not enough on that boomer music being pretty fuckin good and him genuinely caring about stuff

Controversial opinion: This is where the Manics really start for me. I have tried repeatedly and just can't get into the first three albums properly.

A bootleg poster of Mario promoting a pizza place. In the background is an unholy amalgamation of Bowser and a cow

Therapist: Cowser isn't real, it can't hurt you

Cowser:

I'm worried about the ants joining in.

A screenshot from "Quest 64" with the caption "No I don't want to touch grass. That's where ants have sex."

I Don't Eat Salad I Don't Eat Salad

Only enjoyed by obnoxious weebs?

Cutthroat Island - Wikipedia

Though I suppose for real bombs, we watched this last night:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutthro...

That means it made 0 money!

Walking out halfway through doesn't count.

Zoomers didn't watch Madame Web.

Let me tell you of the buyer's remorse that happened when I realised Crimson Desert was just as cumbersome and fiddly to play as RDR2.

Image of "Quest 64" with the caption: "No I don't want to touch grass. That's where ants have sex."

This man knows. He's fathered at least fifteen of them.

That's fair enough. I still recommend anyone reading to give it a try though, can usually be found quite cheap these days. 👍

Do I remember correctly you also being a fan of Evil Within 2? Always felt that was an overlooked modern horror great.

Favourite Game: Deus Ex. Best Story: Tyranny. Favourite Art Style: Operencia The Stolen Sun. Biggest Personal Impact: The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood. Best Combat: Roboquest. Overhated: Myst. Underrated: Remember Me. Overrated: The Last Of Us. Needs A Remake: Jersey Devil. Criminally Overlooked: Quantum Witch. Favourite Protagonist: Lara Croft from Tomb Raider (Classic). Favourite Antagonist: SHODAN from System Shock 2. Best Soundtrack: Final Fantasy 7. Best Multiplayer: Quake 2. Not Usually My Thing But...: Burnout Paradise. Turn My Brain Off: Vampire Survivors. Best With Friends: Tekken Tag Tournament 2. Best Retro Game: Sonic The Hedgehog 2. Nostalgic Childhood Game: Fantasy World Dizzy. Game Everyone Should Play: Gris.

Hopefully before your timeline is full of these. If you don't know what one is, I've typed it all out in the alt-text.

Are "they" the residents of Scotland you keep...gifting copies of Madame Web to?