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11 months ago 907 241 5 1
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Screenshot from "Mobile Suit Gundam: Char's Counterattack" of the Nu Gundam edited to be holding a Cadbury Creme Egg.

Screenshot from "Mobile Suit Gundam: Char's Counterattack" of the Nu Gundam edited to be holding a Cadbury Creme Egg.

A bit late but here's the Nu Gundam holding a Cadbury Creme Egg.

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Google search history:
Union Jack
Union Jack clothing accessories
Union Jack clothing accessories NOT RACIST
Union Jack clothing accessories -racist
Union Jack clothing accessories "apology for historical atrocities"

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This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic

www.crabmuseum.org/visit

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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Promo art of Maleficia. 
A dark background with a doll-like catgirl/nekomimi in front. She has shoulder length blonde hair, red eyes, and cat ears.

Promo art of Maleficia. A dark background with a doll-like catgirl/nekomimi in front. She has shoulder length blonde hair, red eyes, and cat ears.

A area from Maleficia. Block ps1 style graphics. A maze of stairs in an empty void with white wisps and tombstones.

A area from Maleficia. Block ps1 style graphics. A maze of stairs in an empty void with white wisps and tombstones.

29) Maleficia "Nekomimi's Field"
www.nekomiminokakera.net/product/nf/
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Speaking of King's Field, the doujin group Nekomiminokakera created a demo for a game of this type. It's unfinished so it's more of a walking sim, but the art is stand-out.

1 year ago 44 13 1 1

I know this looks like one of those Kickstarter comic book projects that funded in 24 hours, but it isn't, and it's going to end in 4 days! If you spread this around you will be Super Cool.

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screenshot of the egg console port of ys 2

screenshot of the egg console port of ys 2

happy ys-ter

1 year ago 70 18 3 0
a cute rabbit sitting.

a cute rabbit sitting.

a funny rabbit dancing.

a funny rabbit dancing.

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1 year ago 99 26 3 0

i will never stop thinking being trans gender kicks ass. but also i am just very depressed about the state of everything and don't really want to look at the internet all that much right now, so i'm gonna vanish for a week or two. byebye!!!

1 year ago 582 19 16 0
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Fiery laser-powered Amiga energy for your feeds. ⚡LASER SQUAD.

This and Paladin 2 were the first tactical turn-based games I ever played.

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unedited footage of a birds

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"Oogtar want!"
-Oogtar

"Oogtar want!" -Oogtar

His greed sickens me.

1 year ago 601 265 9 3

joy is real. love is real. community is real. sonic the hedgehog is real (unrelated)

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kids these days brains are getting absolutely cooked watching 24/7 mr beast and subway surfers they should be having a healthy relationship with the internet and watching stick figures violently massacring each other

1 year ago 1654 420 32 7
機工騎士後編 (Final Part of Metallic Knights)
機工騎士後編 (Final Part of Metallic Knights) YouTube video by Multilockon

The first thing I thought of was this, although it doesn't *exactly* fit in www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPK...

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But then you also had absolute art like this Ico ad.

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I always laugh when I see someone post this.

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Two cowboys welcome you to Cowboy Town. 

COWBOY 1: Welcome to Cowboy Town, stranger. Ya ain't from around here, are ya?

COWBOY 1: Where's yer tall hat, or yer circle rope, or yer, yer big dog--
COWBOY 2: Horse
COWBOY 1: --yer horse

COWBOY 1: Where's yer neckerchief?
COWBOY 2: Where's yer fringey vest?
COWBOY 1: Where's yer spikey boots

Two cowboys welcome you to Cowboy Town. COWBOY 1: Welcome to Cowboy Town, stranger. Ya ain't from around here, are ya? COWBOY 1: Where's yer tall hat, or yer circle rope, or yer, yer big dog-- COWBOY 2: Horse COWBOY 1: --yer horse COWBOY 1: Where's yer neckerchief? COWBOY 2: Where's yer fringey vest? COWBOY 1: Where's yer spikey boots

Welcome to Cowboy Town

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Some rainbow sticker progress.

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Time Crisis: Fashionably late Gaming history is littered with high profile rivalries, mighty companies locked in epic battles for the hearts and souls of players everywhere. Who can forget plucky young Sega taking on the all-co…

"...my latest hidey-hole always an improvised scrap of security in an ever-changing landscape, glimpses of enemy movement between the slats in a wooden crate or just over the top of the stone ledge I’m ducking behind..."

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meanwhile, in ms paint world: i'm making art for my stream's break music to put on youtube in the near-future, so here's the first i've made, for the laid-back song Backstage

1 year ago 33 3 1 1

"Let's all use string to bind our books!"
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The Legend of the Pocket Men by Qwarq Become the absolute best at the hit monster collecting game Pocket Men

excited to announce the immediate release of my next viral sensation game: The Legend of the Pocket Men itch.io/jam/worst-vi... (made for the Worst Visual Novel Ever jam)

1 year ago 33 19 1 0

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

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i once heard a queer kid explain that one of the things that brings them the most relief and comfort is seeing a tattered pride flag with faded colors - because that's a sign of a place where a pride flag can soak in the sun and breeze for years and years.

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meanwhile, in ms paint world: dancer in 3d
(Ellis from Battle Arena Toshinden)

1 year ago 113 23 6 3
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All games should come with a "Gimme a sec, my muscle memory's still wired up for [similar but different] game, I totally would've won that boss battle if I hadn't mixed up dash and dodge" difficulty setting

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PANEL 1 
CARD GAME WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CONVENTION HALL. We see a younger AGATHA, our titular gamer mom, receiving a grand world champ trophy from an EMCEE IN A SUIT. She is about 15 or 16, dressed kind of like Yu-Gi-Oh himself. Black, leather, gothy belts and chains. She’s hard-edged. She’s got her “gangster eyes” on.
The game they play, named on banners (I can just letter ‘em later unless a cool logo strikes you) is called BATTLE TAROT
NARRATION BOX 
I have always seen a path to victory
stretching before me, gleaming and
warm.
PANEL 2 
Young Agatha’s in a shady roadhouse bar full of gangsters. Broken windows, busted furniture, peeling wallpaper. Tough guy central. She prepares to throw a dart while talking to a huge, scary-looking biker dude.
NARRATION BOX 
It was a strange childhood. I tasted loss,
but never defeat.
YOUNG AGATHA 
We playing for pink slips? I like the look of your bike.
PANEL 3
Young Agatha‘s in a grand casino and places a BATTLE TAROT card deck (again, like a normal tarot deck, but 90s) confidently on a velvet poker table. She now has a BIG SCAR over her right eye. There's crime scene tape or a chalk outline of a body behind her and she’s wearing a Sherlock Holmes deerstalker cap. 

YOUNG AGATHA (CONT’D) 
You planned a perfect crime, Santiago.
I could never prove you did it.
-- 
But if I know you, I think you’ll ante your
confession for a shot at the rarest card
ever printed.
PANEL 4 
AGATHA’S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 
In the present (normal colors) present-day AGATHA, THE GAMER MOM is sitting, legs crossed, at a coffee table, maybe echoing her pose from panel 3. She’s getting SHAKEN out of her memories by her bratty 7-year-old, NEVIN. A late-game Scrabble board is set up in front of her. Her cool scar has shrunken a little with age.
AGATHA is like if your mom was also a hardened gangster - tough, cool eyes that never betray surprise. JoJo protagonist eyes.
NEVIN is wide-eyed as he shakes Agatha’s arm.
NEVIN 
Mommy! It’s your turn!

PANEL 1 CARD GAME WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CONVENTION HALL. We see a younger AGATHA, our titular gamer mom, receiving a grand world champ trophy from an EMCEE IN A SUIT. She is about 15 or 16, dressed kind of like Yu-Gi-Oh himself. Black, leather, gothy belts and chains. She’s hard-edged. She’s got her “gangster eyes” on. The game they play, named on banners (I can just letter ‘em later unless a cool logo strikes you) is called BATTLE TAROT NARRATION BOX I have always seen a path to victory stretching before me, gleaming and warm. PANEL 2 Young Agatha’s in a shady roadhouse bar full of gangsters. Broken windows, busted furniture, peeling wallpaper. Tough guy central. She prepares to throw a dart while talking to a huge, scary-looking biker dude. NARRATION BOX It was a strange childhood. I tasted loss, but never defeat. YOUNG AGATHA We playing for pink slips? I like the look of your bike. PANEL 3 Young Agatha‘s in a grand casino and places a BATTLE TAROT card deck (again, like a normal tarot deck, but 90s) confidently on a velvet poker table. She now has a BIG SCAR over her right eye. There's crime scene tape or a chalk outline of a body behind her and she’s wearing a Sherlock Holmes deerstalker cap. YOUNG AGATHA (CONT’D) You planned a perfect crime, Santiago. I could never prove you did it. -- But if I know you, I think you’ll ante your confession for a shot at the rarest card ever printed. PANEL 4 AGATHA’S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT In the present (normal colors) present-day AGATHA, THE GAMER MOM is sitting, legs crossed, at a coffee table, maybe echoing her pose from panel 3. She’s getting SHAKEN out of her memories by her bratty 7-year-old, NEVIN. A late-game Scrabble board is set up in front of her. Her cool scar has shrunken a little with age. AGATHA is like if your mom was also a hardened gangster - tough, cool eyes that never betray surprise. JoJo protagonist eyes. NEVIN is wide-eyed as he shakes Agatha’s arm. NEVIN Mommy! It’s your turn!

PANEL 1 
Establishing - Agatha’s living room, messy and lived-in. In addition to Agatha and Nevin we see ROGHAN, who is a lot like young Agatha with a more modern fashion sense - think Korean street fashion. She is surly and mean and disengaged from the game. 
AGATHA 
Fine. “C-A-T.” Can you read that? 
NEVIN 
Cat! That’s easy! 
ROGHAN 
She’s going easy on you because you don’t stand a chance.
PANEL 2 
Nevin’s POV looking at his available letter tiles - CZJSUIZ. We see Nevin’s filthy little kid hands trying to arrange the tiles into something decent. Roghan glowers at him across the board.
ROGHAN (CONT’D from off-panel) 
You’re behind 70 points. Just give up. 
PANEL 3 
Agatha sips some tea, serene. Nevin is off to the side, but low in the panel (a speech bubble will go over his head, off from Agatha.)
AGATHA 
You need to relax. We should get a jacuzzi.
Under this speech bubble, Nevin’s eyes go wide looking at his tiles. 
PANEL 4 
Roghan rolls her eyes while Nevin raises his hands, excited and energetic. Their speech bubbles interweave, talking over each other for Agatha’s attention. This is dialogue heavy so don’t worry too much about the background.
ROGHAN 
Like we could afford one. 
NEVIN 
Mommy!
ROGHAN 
By the way, don’t forget to bring 
pizza after school tomorrow. 
NEVIN 
How do you spell “jacuzzi?” 
ROGHAN 
And then leave before anyone at 
history club meets you. 
NEVIN 
This is IMPORTANT! 
PANEL 5 
Small panel - A tiny hand spells the word “JACUZZIS” on a scrabble board, using an A from the word “SMALL.” 
PANEL 6 
Nevin, stars in his eyes, puts the last tile on the board. 
NEVIN (CONT’D) 
Jacuzzis! Triple world score! Do I
win?

PANEL 1 Establishing - Agatha’s living room, messy and lived-in. In addition to Agatha and Nevin we see ROGHAN, who is a lot like young Agatha with a more modern fashion sense - think Korean street fashion. She is surly and mean and disengaged from the game. AGATHA Fine. “C-A-T.” Can you read that? NEVIN Cat! That’s easy! ROGHAN She’s going easy on you because you don’t stand a chance. PANEL 2 Nevin’s POV looking at his available letter tiles - CZJSUIZ. We see Nevin’s filthy little kid hands trying to arrange the tiles into something decent. Roghan glowers at him across the board. ROGHAN (CONT’D from off-panel) You’re behind 70 points. Just give up. PANEL 3 Agatha sips some tea, serene. Nevin is off to the side, but low in the panel (a speech bubble will go over his head, off from Agatha.) AGATHA You need to relax. We should get a jacuzzi. Under this speech bubble, Nevin’s eyes go wide looking at his tiles. PANEL 4 Roghan rolls her eyes while Nevin raises his hands, excited and energetic. Their speech bubbles interweave, talking over each other for Agatha’s attention. This is dialogue heavy so don’t worry too much about the background. ROGHAN Like we could afford one. NEVIN Mommy! ROGHAN By the way, don’t forget to bring pizza after school tomorrow. NEVIN How do you spell “jacuzzi?” ROGHAN And then leave before anyone at history club meets you. NEVIN This is IMPORTANT! PANEL 5 Small panel - A tiny hand spells the word “JACUZZIS” on a scrabble board, using an A from the word “SMALL.” PANEL 6 Nevin, stars in his eyes, puts the last tile on the board. NEVIN (CONT’D) Jacuzzis! Triple world score! Do I win?

PANEL 1 
Agatha examines the board, doing some mental math. Roghan burns with rage as Nevin EXPLODES with joy, doing a little victory dance.
AGATHA 
155 points. Nice going, sprout. 
ROGHAN 
You cheated. 

NEVIN 
I win! I am so great! 
PANEL 2
Small panel - Agatha starts packing up the board. Nevin is still dancing. He looks real dang annoying! 
AGATHA 
How could I cheat?

		NEVIN
I am the spelling champion! Me!
PANEL 3 
BIG PANEL - We see Nevin’s space at the board overlayed with what one might call GAMER EYES - like the Terminator or Robocop’s HUD, little measurements and labels appear over the table, like a digital readout (I could add them myself if you would prefer.) Much of these will be covered by Agatha’s speech, but we’ll see enough to get it, notably: 
Two arcs are drawn labeled as NEVIN’S ARM REACH, SITTING/STANDING
The bag of tiles has a probability breakdown of remaining pieces
A list on the side says “Block Roghan’s favorite words: TWERP, IDIOT, MORON, TERRIBLE, MOTHER, ORPHAN“ 
AGATHA (CONT’D) 
Are you suggesting I memorized the 
pattern of wood grain on every tile 
and spent the game blocking you, all
to give Nevin one perfect move?
PANEL 4 
Roghan’s mouth hangs open in horror.
ROGHAN 
Something is broken inside of you. 
PANEL 5
Agatha sips a cup of tea, serenely, a job well done. Roghan walks away from her mom, waving a hand in teenage disgust.

AGATHA 
It’s probably genetic. 
--
So, history club! I didn’t know you
were into history.

				ROGHAN
		None of us are. But Elitsabeth’s mom
		lets us do whatever we want so we have
pizza parties in the library every week.
–
They’re the coolest kids in school, so
promise you won’t do any… weird stuff.

PANEL 1 Agatha examines the board, doing some mental math. Roghan burns with rage as Nevin EXPLODES with joy, doing a little victory dance. AGATHA 155 points. Nice going, sprout. ROGHAN You cheated. NEVIN I win! I am so great! PANEL 2 Small panel - Agatha starts packing up the board. Nevin is still dancing. He looks real dang annoying! AGATHA How could I cheat? NEVIN I am the spelling champion! Me! PANEL 3 BIG PANEL - We see Nevin’s space at the board overlayed with what one might call GAMER EYES - like the Terminator or Robocop’s HUD, little measurements and labels appear over the table, like a digital readout (I could add them myself if you would prefer.) Much of these will be covered by Agatha’s speech, but we’ll see enough to get it, notably: Two arcs are drawn labeled as NEVIN’S ARM REACH, SITTING/STANDING The bag of tiles has a probability breakdown of remaining pieces A list on the side says “Block Roghan’s favorite words: TWERP, IDIOT, MORON, TERRIBLE, MOTHER, ORPHAN“ AGATHA (CONT’D) Are you suggesting I memorized the pattern of wood grain on every tile and spent the game blocking you, all to give Nevin one perfect move? PANEL 4 Roghan’s mouth hangs open in horror. ROGHAN Something is broken inside of you. PANEL 5 Agatha sips a cup of tea, serenely, a job well done. Roghan walks away from her mom, waving a hand in teenage disgust. AGATHA It’s probably genetic. -- So, history club! I didn’t know you were into history. ROGHAN None of us are. But Elitsabeth’s mom lets us do whatever we want so we have pizza parties in the library every week. – They’re the coolest kids in school, so promise you won’t do any… weird stuff.

PANEL 1
THE NEXT DAY, OUTSIDE THE MIDDLE SCHOOL
Agatha stares up at the school. She’s confident, she’s cool, and she’s holding those big vinyl bags they deliver pizzas in. Viewed in full, LINCOLN DOUGLAS MIDDLE SCHOOL is a dilapidated public school on the outskirts of Pittsburgh - lots of hills and trees everywhere.
April, a kindhearted, bookish, shy - frankly, nerdy - Black girl in Roghan’s class wearing “slight” cosplay - tasteful enough to look cool to a reader, obvious enough to mark her as a total dork among classmates - stares at her phone, waiting in front of the school. She’s not “important” to this panel, but she should be visible.
				AGATHA
		Weird stuff, huh?
PANEL 2
Agatha approaches the front doors. April bows, mock-Ren-faire.
April 
Hail and well met, Roghan’s mom! 
AGATHA 
April! What are you doing out here? 
PANEL 3 
We get a bigger introduction to the nervous April. She’s embarrassed by pretty much everything she says. 
April 
My dad can’t pick me up until late,
but RPG club got banned.
–
Of course, since Roghan left I was the
only member anyway…
AGATHA 
Banned, huh? Why don’t you join the 
history club?
April 
Roghan won’t sponsor me to join.
PANEL 4
April takes it back, afraid of offending. Agatha frowns. She is still in her eyes-closed nice-mom mode, but it’s a strain sometimes.

April 
N-not that she owes me that! You raised
her very well.
AGATHA
I’m not sure I agree.
–
Come on, let’s see if I can put in a good
word.
PANEL 5

She throws open the door.

				AGATHA
		So how does an RPG club get banned?

				April
		Not just the club. All gaming is banned. Too
		many fights over trading cards, supposedly.

PANEL 1 THE NEXT DAY, OUTSIDE THE MIDDLE SCHOOL Agatha stares up at the school. She’s confident, she’s cool, and she’s holding those big vinyl bags they deliver pizzas in. Viewed in full, LINCOLN DOUGLAS MIDDLE SCHOOL is a dilapidated public school on the outskirts of Pittsburgh - lots of hills and trees everywhere. April, a kindhearted, bookish, shy - frankly, nerdy - Black girl in Roghan’s class wearing “slight” cosplay - tasteful enough to look cool to a reader, obvious enough to mark her as a total dork among classmates - stares at her phone, waiting in front of the school. She’s not “important” to this panel, but she should be visible. AGATHA Weird stuff, huh? PANEL 2 Agatha approaches the front doors. April bows, mock-Ren-faire. April Hail and well met, Roghan’s mom! AGATHA April! What are you doing out here? PANEL 3 We get a bigger introduction to the nervous April. She’s embarrassed by pretty much everything she says. April My dad can’t pick me up until late, but RPG club got banned. – Of course, since Roghan left I was the only member anyway… AGATHA Banned, huh? Why don’t you join the history club? April Roghan won’t sponsor me to join. PANEL 4 April takes it back, afraid of offending. Agatha frowns. She is still in her eyes-closed nice-mom mode, but it’s a strain sometimes. April N-not that she owes me that! You raised her very well. AGATHA I’m not sure I agree. – Come on, let’s see if I can put in a good word. PANEL 5 She throws open the door. AGATHA So how does an RPG club get banned? April Not just the club. All gaming is banned. Too many fights over trading cards, supposedly.

Pages 1-4 of GAMER MOM: THE MOM WHO GAMES, the project written (and lettered) by yours truly with art by the brilliant @monoapilas.bsky.social - currently funding itself on Kickstarter for as little as $1! Check it out and see what you think.

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