I’m seeing them tonight!

Shaved my twelve whiskers rather than book an appointment with either of the differently awkward electrologists in my town

Is that the end of town where the catgirl sex workers hang out

Cait’s foot wearing a lilac Chuck Taylor sneaker with a pale pink tongue

I got a pair of lilac Chucks

I love my cat and I love my wife and I love that we get to spend this time together

Someone outside is singing happily as they walk down the street and I love that

I can do a lot in bash but true facts I have never studied it properly and I bet I’d learn a lot

Shocker: Cait can scream higher than her wife who has been on testosterone for more than two years

It's the weekend and my wife and I just compared how loud and high each of us could scream

Explainer: A vagrant is a weird bug like creature that spawns in Dark Souls in a location where someone has died with a lot of souls (experience points) on them and wasn't able to recover them. I only learned they existed recently! Apparently they drop a usable item that lets you play co-op

I saw my first Vagrant in Dark Souls and most definitely had my ass handed to me before I was able to kill it. I'd never seen one in more than a decade of playing!

August just found out about a Community Scream project where everyone in a community gets together every Saturday to scream their lungs out and now I want to organize one in the parking lot of the local corner store

Had he not been carrying a baby I would have been mean to him but I was acutely aware of the optics of being mean to the man with a baby

Remembering the time I was at the Common Ground Fair in a throng of people and I ran directly face-to-face into Jared Golden with a baby strapped to him like a little human shield

Either you or I am blocked lol

Cait with her red shirt lifted to show her tits. She’s got her left hand raised to her shoulder and she’s looking mischievous

Posting tits will give me a serotonin boost, right?

The time a cafe customer with a genderful kid said “tell the nice lady what you’d like”

The time in college when I bought a T-shirt at a show and immediately changed into it because I was a dork and some college bro shouted “hey look, a girls taking off her shirt!”

I’d think about what extensions you’ve got installed!

There’s one but it’s not a great place to grab something and go. We go there on the weekend though!

This town needs better cheap breakfast options than the one bagel place! After eight years it gets pretty old!

I want enough money to be able to drive a car that isn’t nineteen years old, travel out of town overnight for a few concerts, and get some more tattoos

Real talk I slept on American cheese for 35 years because of its name and I was a snob

Our delivery driver who brought our jalapeño poppers also left a flyer for a Graham Platner event LMAO

Thank you, friend 🖤

I think this means they’re helping but I’m still depressed

Discussing introducing live crickets as a sometimes treat for Tuna

The nice thing about antidepressants and mild antipsychotics is that I’m a lot easier to get along with, but life definitely has less “zing”. I would like to have some zing again

My wife wore theirs to their shift at the food coop and the manager made them turn it inside out lol