So depressing

I am not a gambler at all. But there's zero chance I'm getting out of this weekend without a few hours on that floor.

Two thousand and fucking seven

Yeah. I watched Edmonton for like 3 minutes and then said "I'm not getting baited into this."

My wife spilled an entire bowl of pasta on her lap tonight. She looks at me and says "I look like I just bled out."

I don't know how Ottawa didn't score.

The last time the Sabres were in the playoffs, 3.0 had just started.

Hell yeah! See you there!

Seriously. Hilarious Flyers fans after their little cat nap.

Quitting cigs was so fucking hard.

Spin Doctors for me.

The stupidest fucking people

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This article reminded me of the time i tried to bike up Maroon Bells less than a week after a hernia surgery.

That was not exactly the best decision.

Fantastic show. Not sure I'd call it a fantastic run, but YMMV.

A lot of that going around in those days.

If that's under the overhang, it would not be the best place to sit. You'd miss out on the whole reason to be there.

Trattoria Garga - Arte e Sapori autentici nel cuore di Firenze Trattoria Garga è il luogo ideale in cui sentirsi coccolati in un'atmosfera unica. I piatti sapranno conquistare i palati più sofisticati.

Oh wow. Have a great trip! My wife and I got engaged in Florence...it was amazing. It might be my favorite city in the world.

Oh...and this is one of the 5 best restaurants I've ever been to. I still (try to) make their pasta magnifico at home a few times a year.

www.trattoriagarga.com

But....why?

Nice. Where are y'all headed?

I fly an insane amount. I spend about 75 or 80 nights a year in hotel rooms for work.

I can't believe they left out the rest of the quote:

"I always hope the ass kicking comes in Game 1, so I can sit out the last 3 games with a hurt ass."

If you've got the lounge access, then no reason not to get there and chill for a bit.

I get no worse than Group 2 on Delta because I'm Diamond. Same with United and Group 2. Those are like 95% of my flights, so that helps a lot.

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Yes, please.

Hahaha.

I've definitely changed a bit. Especially if I've got lounge access on that trip...then I get there early.

I am the opposite about boarding time though. I need to be there when my group boards so I don't get fucked out of overhead space.

Fucking computers.

Oh, yeah. He seems like a douche. Telling other people what they should or shouldn't be worried about or thinking they should share his opinion about what is a good use of time is dumb.

I just like the challenge of trying to cut it close. Although that's faded as I've gotten older.

I get mad at myself for poor timing if I have to break stride between security and boarding my flight. But that has nothing to do with wasting time and everything to do with my twisted need to gamify things.

I know this is far from breaking news, but Billy is a real one.