GOP - *gerrymanders*
DEMS - hey stop that no fair
GOP - *gerrymanders even more*
DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue
SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*
DEMS - *start gerrymandering*
GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭
"Trump's corrupt DOJ begins prosecuting non-profit political opponents" is the headline you should have used, but absolutely no major media outlet in the country has the courage to tell actual truths - whoever trained every journalist alive that their duty is to *neutrality* is a fucking ghoul.
For Whom the Broth Tolls
One (Bowl of Soup)
Seek & Clarify
Welcome Home (chicken vegetable)
Leper Minestrone
French Onion I May Roam
And from a brief foray into making dumplings, Ride the Shortening
Lol. Make a competitive product, capitalist.
Genuine question, is there another style? I’m guessing like, you’re making like, carry-out style vs something more authentic?
Used to be a pro cook. Never learned about any Asian cuisine though.
But yes, I miss moo’ing at my tv
I’m half watching but I saw two of his at-bats and the umps really helped his slump
Lol @ the “wrong part” of SF. She was in Lower Haight, at Molotov’s.
You go in a punk bar and you get a (justifiable and correct) punk response.
Nazi punks & tech dorks fuck off
You are an idiot.
It was pretty clearly explained. You’ve overlooked the “spy” and “blackmail” parts because…they don’t fit the reality you’ve constructed in your head.
You mean "illegal US military operation in Mexico fails, some people are dead, Mexican president demands answers."
Cowards.
The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.
It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.
The demons I must fight: Abbadon the Destroyer, Haagenti of Goldesia, alcoholism, Amdusias the Player, knowing I have that kid somewhere in Indiana
That Extra Demon Protection Patch I Keep In My Purse At All Times Because You Just Never Know is going to come back in style
The Onion!Infowars Store having both a "turn your piss into gold" and a "turn your gold into piss" product currently "sold out" is an extremely good bit.
John Roberts’ Wife Made Millions From Bribes
Roberts accepted $10 Million in bribes disguised as recruiting fees from Law firms with cases pending before the Supreme Court.
www.thedailybeast.com/chief-justic...
I tell everyone not to swallow their papyrus and they never learn
lmfao
And bombing the Christian church in Bethlehem on Christmas Eve. That was a cute move too. That American Christians have ignored.
If you rewatch the Wire and imagine Carcetti is the second coming of Littlefinger it’s even better.
That was my dad in the yellow ‘34 5-window on the grass
I was a huge fan. My whole family is Navy so that helped.
My mom worked with one of his family members in Annapolis, MD in the early ‘90s, we went to their bbqs but he never showed…but they did hook me up with a ton of autographs. Bible verses on each one: and different ones each time.
An IOF member smashing Jesus’ face in with a sledgehammer. Well, a statue of Jesus, bc it’d be way bigger news otherwise, but still.
One for the all the American Christians still supporting Israel.
As useless as the Democrats are, it is nice to see pro-Israel candidates being booed and shamed at the DNC.
They are, of course, dead to any and constituents who don’t walk the centrist do-nothing line, but if nothing else it’s a nice signal from the voters.
You know he fucked up one take just for the next bit:
Cops: what was that you threw from the window back there?
BDT fucking around: oh that? Oh, that was just Leonardo di Caprio.
Reminds me off college, where - as an English major at a really great program at a great public U - I made sure to use the Simpsons words “cromulent” and “embiggens” in one paper per class each semester.
Never once got called on it. Graduated manga cum laude.
Reminds me off college, where - as an English major at a really great program at a great public U - I made sure to use the Simpsons words “cromulent” and “embiggens” in one paper per class each semester.
Never once got called on it. Graduated manga cum laude.
You’d be sure but you’d be wrong. The franchise has no ethics.
It’s owner is a multiple-incident sexual predator and career asshole, they knowingly drafted murdering gang members, they cheated their way to multiple Super Bowls, their most famous players are career conmen, they simply DGAF.
