My biggest question coming out of The Pitt S2: Where was Avon Barksdale's mom

the Allbirds AI pivot is sooo funny. I will not be commenting on this further

This is the website for a web component library. Look at the weird padding on this button on the literal index page of the site

New ultimate challenge: explain what a roguelike is to someone who doesn't play a lot of games

Insane move for Ottawa to name one of the new transit stations "Montreal" on the new eastbound train line

Been struggling with my vision a bit lately so I went to see an optimist. He said things were looking pretty good

Remember when mk.gee became the biggest artist in the world for five minutes and then vanished

Just wanted an excuse to write queeftillion tbh

Level 1 character: deals 5 impact damage

Max level character: deals 3 queeftillion damage and inflicts "soul agony" which causes additional damage over time

I have watched the Rosalia + Bjork Berghain performance at least 1300 times

Had to delete my post about Fernet Branca because I spelled it wrong. But it's in PEI now!

(guy who thinks you "get gas" by rolling down the window and pouring it straight into the car): you guys better get out for a min

Fiction books be called like "The Very Old Person Who Did Something A Little Odd"

The existence of Robert Downey Junior suggests the existence of a Donatert Uppey Senior

(design meeting for Skyrim)
dev 1: okay, it's gonna be a huge sprawling world with thousands of voiced NPCs and infinite things to do
dev 2: this is pretty ambitious, how many voice actors should we hire?
dev 1: probably like 4

Guy named Bart meeting a bartender: 😲

Did you know? Starfish aren't actually fish, they are called that because they share a lot of traits with starfs

A competitor to Dick's Sporting Goods called Sport's Dicking Goods

Harley's Law: Any sufficiently long-lived MMORPG, no matter its setting or aesthetic, will eventually introduce motorcycle mounts

I have a really fun memory during university of playing Morrowind so late that I started seeing the sun come up

What were you playing?

I left my job some months ago and one of my bucket list items while unemployed has been to stay up playing video games all night. I still haven't gotten around to it!

Really hoping my nice friend (who is a migratory bird) finds a partner, because one good tern deserves another

I almost never open app stores now because there are only two types of apps: 1) AI tools and 2) games called like "Royal Clash: King Blast"

behold the lemoff

"create a free account to continue reading articles"

no

"I really can't stay..."
"Okay"
(song slowly fades out with no other lyrics)

Visiting Harajuku was fun but nobody warns you that it makes you have Gwen Stefani's "Rich Girl" stuck in your head for a week afterward

Whatcha learning?

(i step outside onto the patio of my Italian villa. One of the actors from Stranger Things is there, putting hinges onto a part of the fence): hey, you're gatin' my terrazzo