There is nothing that confuses me more then how my wife loads a dishwasher

New milestone achieved: my kid tried to eat crayons

I have a mighty need for this www.caranddriver.com/photos/g3813...

Why The U.S. Can’t Copy Japanese 7-Eleven | AB Explained

This video finally helped me get to the bottom of the difference between 7-11 Japan and 7-11 US. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3EH...

My political values are very simple: if you don’t fuck with Sesame Street, I don’t fuck with you

*sigh* fine *clicks*

Take pity on her for being married to me

She was always the worst part of MNF/SNF. Truly just an irritating person

It is once again the worst time of the year, when everyone shares their Spotify Wrapped

What is a sandwich, if not slop between two slices of bread

There’s a kid playing with a toy rat. I’m not sure what to make of it. It’s not like it’s a cute rat either, it like a scary rat that looks like it would eat your flesh

Oh my god I’m sitting next to the performative male

I’m trying to figure out how to make stuff at Disney better and safer for kids online.

Corso's final headgear pick: Texas vs. Ohio State - ESPN Video In his final "College GameDay" appearance, the legendary Lee Corso puts on the Buckeyes headgear as he picks Ohio State to win in Week 1.

Yeah, this means something. To college football, to sports. Lee Corso will never be matched or equalled, ever again. www.espn.com/video/clip/_...

They say the sign of a happy, confident baby is one who screams all the time. If this is true, I fear I might have a baby who believes she can dominate the universe

This has shaken me to my core

Gee, can’t imagine how there’s a correlation between this and *vaguely gestures* anything else going on in the world

I did not expect the greatest challenge in my life would be to get a toddler to fall asleep, every night

The David Lynch Collection A rare look behind the red curtain of one of the most influential artists of our time: Julien’s & TCM Presents: The David Lynch Collection. Almost...

If I had the scratch, I’d buy so many things from this auction. Instead, I will keep this tab open scrolling through everything with an intense feeling of longing and desire www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/...

The one nap transition is speed running the worst parts of the 4/8 month sleep regression

Cracking The Dave & Buster’s Anomaly | Rambo Codes Gui Rambo writes about his coding and reverse engineering adventures.

Weird, fun little bug.

“The bug is that, if you try to send an audio message using the Messages app to someone who’s also using the Messages app, and that message happens to include the name “Dave and Buster’s”, the message will never be received.”

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While I wish this baby would sleep, having her cuddled to me in this chair is pretty excellent

Trae Young is a little bitch

My practical advice of the day is to invest in absurdly long charging cables (I’m talking like, 10 ft) and multi-port fast chargers (currently using a 140W charger). No wrestling with a cord that’s too short, and having a device charged to a reasonable level puts my charging anxiety at ease

My baby lives in the panopticon

a silhouette of a person with the words "what is the dumbest thing i could say". a speech bubble emanates from the person with a bluesky "reply" button

i am releasing the schematics for my account

Would prefer she displaces Jeffries as leader/Speaker and make the legislative process work for when/if the pendulum swings back around

Things only I care about: the M4 MacBook Air is really, really great. I’ve spent a decade pining for a Mac that could do it all, and I think I’ve finally cracked it. Now, if only I could get my shit together and execute on all of these ideas…

Life is now bumping Kidz Bop, unironically, at nine thirty in the morning

I have had shrimp and grits for breakfast, with an egg on the side, but I never contemplated having eggs and shrimp together. That you for introducing this thought technology to me, will find a way to implement it