Season 8 / Episode 6

"Man, that is flagrant false advertising!"

He's 4 years older than me. Is that my future? Is that all I've got to look forward to?

None of those words are in the bible.

Split screen on the news. Guy on the left is exactly in line with the jacket of the guy on the right.

I like how this guy’s jacket changes colour when he goes through the news portal

Al Carns is the Seeth the Scaleless to the Furtive Pygmie's Dan Jarvis.

AI. I can tell from the fingers.

😉 <- safety wink because Bluesky

My answer to David's question is either Rayner or Milliband first; and if the argument is "Well they'll definitely lose the next election" then that liberates me to say Emily Thornberry because what does it matter?

(I'm not particularly a Millifan as I feel very burned about 2010-2015)

Reads like he's DYING dying and they're desperately squeezing out every cent whilst he can still sign things

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

Was Sean able to help?

The genius plan of running to the whatsapps with the journos in them to celebrate 'getting rid of her' months before an election certainly was a choice.

Cooper getting the job because everyone else took a step back when they asked for volunteers to step forward would be exactly what she deserves.

Yvette Cooper as Labour leader would mean we would no longer have a three-way split between the 'progressive' parties. Straight LD v Green fight instead.

Me: I think the interview went well and am looking forward to starting a new job

The interview panel:

I don't want to know why you've got that picture ready to go. Let's just pretend the last post never happened and move on with our lives.

They heard pervert glasses and decided to design to that brief

I deliberately swerved watching this because a rogues gallery of the worst people scoring easy points off a Labour PM was too depressing.

Keep reading that Kash Patel has followed through & that’ll happen when you’re drunk at work tbh

Hang on, is that why you're in Scotland?

Oh yeah, that's the only facet they share.

Thinking back to my second character in Elden Ring where I took a few hours to level and gear up then went through Margit like a ten day old prawn vindaloo

Do it. For your mental health. And also cos you can opitimise it to under 30 hours with knowledge and experience under your belt

Is it your godson's christening today?

black and white photo of geronimo the alpaca with the quote "if you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by"

Really sad news. I knew the handle from posts on here but not the person behind it, but that seems horribly young.

Just taxi around an AWACS.

Everything about Palantir Sephiroth-posting their weird manifesto makes me imagine the "you need me on that wall" speech from A Few Good Men, except instead of Jack Nicholson and the Marines it's Sheldon from Big Bang Theory and a data visualization and query tool for complicated databases.

I am very much saddened to report that my friend, @nearlylegal.co.uk passed away this weekend.

nearlylegal.co.uk/2026/04/gile...

Jobs recommend fot you: Executive Ghostwriter - Jabroni Capital.

Re: the above. Come on, this can't be real, right? Unless The Rock has founded a VC newsletter company?

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