Is that a real poncho, or a Sears poncho?

You gotta admit, the Dr. Jesus thing is next level insanity.

Can't stop thinking about Disney receiving a $1.428 billion tax refund while making $12 billion in profits, cutting 1,000 jobs, spending $7 billion on stock buybacks & paying its CEO $45.8 million.

Here's the receipt. See Page 34 & 98 of Disney's 10-K: www.sec.gov/ixviewer-plu...

Only the best people.

They are so good at trolling.

Gas prices are going up.

Needed to see this if we can’t have a single day of normalcy without this miscreant pulling some crazy shit.

Has Polymarket surged on action betting when he’ll TACO on the blockade?

Someone post the pictures of Hungarians dancing in the streets so that we can all live vicariously through them.

The chances of Corn Dog suffering a fatal medical event dramatically increase if he does. Just like Pope Benedict.

Their justice system is a joke.

Just like ours.

I saw reporting last night that 73% of registered voters turned out. Can’t imagine that happening here.

Stephen Miller better pray this anti fascist vibe doesn’t catch on this country. I eagerly await the day when he’s doing serious time.

I didn’t know that Pope Leo’s primary job responsibility was crime prevention. How did I miss that?

ARTEMIS II MISSION REQUIREMENT:
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So his solution is to attempt to block the already blocked strait?

I thought that was the role of the Secretary of State. Crazy me.

“Beer is now cheaper than gas.

Drink. Don’t drive.”

Who was the brave reporter, anyone know?

Florsheims and war crimes

Anybody know wtf this sculpture is supposed to depict?

Not soon enough.

Does he get a participation ribbon? Trump is really fond of awards. Even if they are contrived and meaningless.

Dear SCOTUS,
The fact Donald J. Trump is preemptively promising pardons to everyone in his orbit is proof you fucked The American People and made the greatest mistakes of your lives. Live in shame if you even have a conscience.

a man in a military uniform is talking and says `` no problems , everything is fine . '' ALT: a man in a military uniform is talking and says `` no problems , everything is fine . ''

Don’t know why, but KKKAROLINE always gives me Baghdad Bob vibes.

It’s likely that the gamers will have a rocky transition displaying their skills at a control tower at a major international airport when their training and experience emanated from their Mom’s basement.

The First Lady gave a whole speech today on a topic her husband said is a hoax.

#SheWorried
#Odd

So tired of the ever present sacrifice of blood for oil. It’s my entire adult life starting with the oil embargo and even & odd days of license tag to buy gas. Want an electric car before my days r done. Checked em out. Sure would be sweet to still have the Biden $7,500 tax cut onEV purchase. Sigh!

But they deserve, and have earned prison. He acknowledged it by the statements about anyone physically close to the oval will get a preemptive pardon. Criminals all!

Dude’s a human pretzel.