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Answering a call with "this is she" rules

Classic

eventually he was executed

Ideal relationship dynamic

idk, said coworker was pretty fuckin' good as far as being a person at work, he did his shit spectacularly wherever he was put, but tbh it's one less name on the list of people I don't wanna meet again if and/or when we go back home. I'll never celebrate someone's passing, but -1 right winger? ok :/

was informed that a former coworker passed a few days ago. said person wasn't exactly a great sort of person, but they weren't like actively malicious towards anyone or anything. safe to say after coming out I'm not searching them out, I think that covers it.

am I wrong for just not caring?

Caitlyn Jenner Appeals to Trump, Saying She Cannot Travel After Passport Gender Changed to 'Male' Caitlyn Jenner's passport was reissued with a male marker, restricting travel and spotlighting tensions between her support for Trump and policies affecting transgender rights.

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leopards, meet face

the megaman x legacy collections were on sale recently on steam. finally gonna go back and try to beat the entire series, felt like as a kid I had mmx on speedrun status, had that shit down to like an hour and change from start to finish. now it's what 30 minutes is the record?

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Me, a college professor and graduate program chair: soon, we're not going to have a choice when AI is integrated into the background of every tech.

Me, a progressive Sunday school teacher and Bible study leader extremely skeptical about a literal cartoonish hell:

"ARE YOU A RACCOON? • Dark circles under eyes • Eats junk • Small and chubby • Stays up all night • Cute but will fight" Picture of a raccoon.

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

oh

but I mean look at the duo glow up ayyyyyy we feastin'

-> physical or mental limitations as far as what I can/can't handle and ways around it. my memory is still shit these days and everything in my hands hurt after awhile so I can't even maintain my paltry 200 apm at that point. legion...doesn't require ANY of that. I can still be an asshole!

so like dudeman broseph legion duo of mine we are still rocking and rolling up the mmr charts, we don't get to play often but it counts when we do

it's the first time in a long time I've felt actually competitive at something while still learning and improving at it instead of realizing...->

actually actually maynard might pull out prison sex for topicality

actually getting a performance of hush would be appropriate

if I get to see tool live again before they quit, and they play literally anything from Opiate, I will die a happy woman

getting the live version of Opiate^2 I'd probably just die right then and there but y'know I'll take what I can get

From the ToolBand community on Reddit: Tool Plays Crawl Away Live After 22 Years Explore this post and more from the ToolBand community

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It’ll never not be hysterical to see chuds get humbled because they think lifting = fighting ability.

this is a whole new lil creature!

(also are you kidding I get to willingly play limit?!?!?!?!!?!! yes please thank you?!?!?!?!?!??!!)

I fucking miss this game, would pay so much rake to actually play 8 game online

(btw took down a scooped straight flush low after this hand)

there are few things more satisfying on this earth than labeling an opponent "tilts as soon as they lose an all in"

NO I FUCKING DON'T CLIPPY

lolololololololol

me: new keyboard is awesome! it's got a game mode too for polling rate and what's this win lock okay cool sure that's not important

also me: *smashes windows key while clearing piu rise ranked whatever it is*

...so that's what that's for

so rip battle aces and storm gate. there’s been a couple rts wins lately but not great ones. holding out for zero space. save rts please :(

shrek from shrek is walking in the woods with the words `` its all ogre now '' . ALT: shrek from shrek is walking in the woods with the words `` its all ogre now '' .

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