I’m sorry to be controversial but sunflower seeds do not belong in granola
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Met a sloth today 👍🏼👍🏼
WTF are the Lynx doing?! Nia Coffey?! Natasha Howard?! Watch them draft Betts who will get a bust at 2. 🙄 #SMDH
I’m worried about the Lynx lack of action in free agency so far. Hoping this post makes me looks stupid soon
I love him so much
In case you are on the fence about getting a dog, today my buddy woke me up at 4am with his scratching, threw up his dinner on my rug, and left a wet spot on my new comforter from licking his butt
The internet is so annoying on April 1
Is professional dog snuggler a thing? I’d be great at that
I just don’t understand why the National media is not more positive on #Minnesota women’s basketball team. Their season is a great story and minimal coverage at best🤷🏻♂️🤔 #ncaaw #marchmadness
This poor @espn.com announcer is obvious sick. Can they not have someone fill in?! Having a voice is sort of important 🙄 #ncaaw #marchmadness
I’ve been on 3 American Airlines flights in the past 24 hours and each one sat on the tarmac for at minimum 2 hours 🤬
Too bad for us the towels weren’t packed with the furniture
Do I have a crush on my dog’s vet or is he just 6’5”? 🤔
It would be a shame if there were spit in her food every time she eats out
Why didn’t anyone tell me pastina is so fucking delicious?! 🤤
How does one get audacity? I need some.
Is $35 a lot for underwear?
Says “everything is so political” while accepting an invite to the STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS! 🤦🏻♂️
You actually are not a Daddy until you have to increase the font size on your phone
Integrity is missing from politics and this man has it in spades! Get this man to DC stat!
I make the best onion free chicken noodle soup in the world. Fight me about it
Why did Tyra agree to do this doc?! She’s a fucking monster! #ANTM
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At least Bad Bunny was amazing
According to these Super Bowl ads, the best case scenario with AI is we lose all personal data and any sense of privacy. Worst case scenario is the same as the best case scenario but AI also obsoletes our careers
Just did my taxes and I made $10,000 less in bonuses in 2025 and paid a higher percent in Federal taxes. This economy sucks!
Why do I cry at every video of someone trying color corrective glasses for the first time?! I’m not even colorblind 🤷🏻♂️
Bye bye Nashville. Thanks for the trucker hat!
I fucking love rice!