“One catch, one TD, the rest was bodies”

Is this from the high school fullback highlights, or discussion of the newest surgeon to break bad? Read on and find out!

✨THING TWO✨

This week in TRL:

✅ Takashi Yamazaki
✅ Masayoshi Takanaka
✅ guest editor Phil Mickelson

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*rumbling in the distance*

This is how to make the world feel better, for you and more importantly, for other people in need. Read it and donate starting April 20th

hey look it’s my favorite thing about being on this stupid site:

THE 2026 EDSBS CHARITY BOWL IS UPON US In which the world is on fire and our hearts are aflame, again

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It's that time of year again, where we do the thing that makes the rest of the year feel like it's worth living

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Best publishing decision @channel6.bsky.social ever made

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This week in TRL: the Green Goblin truck of our dreams IS REAL

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"We know you’re the kind of hater looking for the real returns only possible through a deep commitment to hating early"; @channel6.bsky.social, like Popeyes, knows what you need at just the right time. $10/month for a hit better than therapy!

HATER'S PROSPECTUS: 2026 FIRST QUARTER REVIEW You’re no jackal. Here at Channel 6, we specialize in the long play. The cheap thrill of drive-by hating is fine for the beginner. But if you're reading this, we already know you’re not a novice.

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Report to the shareholders: How our personal investments in hating have paid off so far this year ($)

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“Purple Fabuloso is the baby”

If you aren’t a subscriber to @channel6.bsky.social mayhaps you should have one less Avocado Toast a month.

Spencer wrote these don't yell at me

THE PITT SEASON 2 POWER RANKINGS: 6 PM The Pitt Playoff Committee (it's Spencer, the committee is Spencer) has released its second set of rankings for 2026

✨THING ONE✨

By popular demand, the Pitt Power Rankings return

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✨THING TWO✨

This week in TRL:

✅ A self-help book Spencer actually read
✅ Greenland sharks
✅ Good dog news
✅ More TV astronaut mayhem

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so pay or shut the fuck up

Valued shareholders, if you were unable to access the recording of last week's live chat, it's available here now: channel-6.ghost.io/webinar-the-...

WEBINAR: THE MONTH OF EXPECTATION Emily Dickinson once wrote, "March is the month of expectation, the things we do not know." She had a great point here, as most FBS football teams have not played their spring games yet.

NOPE spoke too soon, it lives!

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we are fighting a pitched battle with our own youtube channel and are waiting to hear back from somebody smarter than us; should be resolved this afternoon (again)

THE PITT SEASON 2 MIDDAY POWER RANKINGS The Pitt Playoff Committee has released its first set of rankings for 2026 (It's Spencer, the committee is Spencer)

✨THING ONE✨

by popular demand, The Pitt Playoff Committee has convened

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We hiked Zion last summer - it was 115 and we collectively had 12 liters of h20 on day 2 of the narrows, and I still ran out right when we got to the bus.

After 1.5 days in the backcountry, we run into 10 Germans, all with 1 small bottle of Arrowhead each. All the color of tomatoes.

Fighting with YouTube, hopefully we’ll be up by end of the day

✨THING THREE✨

This week in TRL:

✅ Good dogs
✅ Bad hiking buddies
✅ Magic blankets
✅ Finland: Could you?

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✨THING TWO✨ is actually ✨THING TWO✨, as it turns out

some football-ass football musings about a football-ass football coach:

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the date is wrong in the email because the lion does not concern itself with the calendar but I assure you we're doing this on Thursday

WEBINAR: THE MONTH OF EXPECTATION Emily Dickinson once wrote, "March is the month of expectation, the things we do not know." She had a great point here, as most FBS football teams have not played their spring games yet.

✨THING ONE✨

(which may be ✨THING TWO✨ by the time it actually happens)

Let's Webinar! Our next shareholder-exclusive live chat is scheduled for Thursday at 1pm EDT.

~*$ exclusive $*~

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✨THIING TWO✨

This week in TRL:

✅ horny campy country song
✅ Park the Shark
✅ the meanest shit we have ever seen in the London Review of Books
✅ frozen limeade concentrate emergency
✅ more??

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BEST SUPPORTING ACTORS, COLLEGE FOOTBALL EDITION Was it hard picking just one Cal team to include here? You’re goddamn right it was.

✨THING ONE✨

(from yesterday, is still good)

Our favorite teams that never won a title, Oscars-style ($)

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I know where you can get two good things a week for only $10/month. @channel6.bsky.social

I've never been married, never smoked but the very first song it played, "you took all the rambling out of me" made me want to drive an 80s F150 through the backroads of Lumpkin County, cigarette in my mouth, and be pissed about how she took the damn dog in the divorce.

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This week in TRL: Pete Carroll lore, upside-down F1 spoilers, and a country music playlist for driving to your divorce hearing

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