If you were constantly bloated before and looked puffy, and now if that has settled for example. Were you eating your regular Sri Lankan food in Finland?

No. A lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep.

You know the scale is bullshit tho right? Like you can look smaller whilst your weight stays the same for various reasons.

Like the price to performance ratio is fantastic (especially for long sweaty workouts) but please close all your holes before you spray and avoid contact with skin, trust me.

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The first time I sprayed this on myself I nearly passed out from the fumes but everybody at the gym was like wow you smell really nice what is that perfume and then I had to say its some cheap industrial strength shit I got off Daraz lol
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a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech on a stage and saying `` i don t get no respect '' Alt: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech on a stage and saying `` i don t get no respect ''

Scrawny teenager at karate class elbowed me right on the instep when I was an inch away from mawashi geri-ing his stupid face so now I have to keep icing my foot.

Large mango

Having a big boi for brekkie

Everybody thinks 'https:// stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Not sure what stage of dementia it is that made me go to karate 2 hours too early. Solid 5 minutes of befuddlement, looking at my watch, frowning at the locked gate, squinting at the sun wondering why it was so fucking bright and considering calling my sensei before I realised.

Plaster on knuckle

Scrawny ass mofo who I could probably bench for reps looked at my finger and went "did you cut yourself in the kitchen" 😠

If anyone is interested beefmex.com

Beef jerky packet

Cat in a tub of cat food with the caption "his green will consume him"

Shit hits worse than crack

After Night Manager, yes.

Why have I not watched this show yet and do you have season 1

Those shorts are way too long and boring

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

I can't wait for him to drop his first album!

i watched heated rivalry for the butts but instead i got butts and also feelings

doggo fren

Hoeing with all the street doggos I meet during my walks means the second one I cuddle inevitably smells the first one I cuddled and you can see that 5 secs of hesitation in their eyes before they decide they will allow it

Beef testicles with salt, pepper, garlic and onion powder cooking in olive oil

We're cooking beef testicles for Christmas!

Pork ribs

Surprise late entry of ribs also 😍

Platter of assorted sushi/sashimi and crab cutlets plus other assorted crumb fried prawn, cuttlefish and fish bites

About to unleash the beast

Little bro and I are just chilling and watching the duckies today

This is what happens when you try to buy a hoe dinner

It's still a dead chicken caught a bit earlier in the cycle of life little bro 😭

Shop was out of chicken sammies so I bought egg and the neurotic bastard refused to eat them. Was down for a solid 10 minutes of cuddling on the park bench though.

Sandwich bread crusts and green chilli pieces on a park bench

Plus I end up with butter all over my fingers trying to pull the green chillies off for him