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Join the Weird Aunts at their inaugural show, Useless Magic: A Tribute to Florence + the Machine. Come shake it out with live burlesque, drag, and more.

Th, 4/24th at Kick Butt Coffee - 5775 Airport Blvd Suite 725, Austin, TX 78752. Doors 7p.m. Show 8p.m.

This show will include record numbers of rhinestones, as i now own a hotfix

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A plus sized blonde girl with a beautiful purple sequin dress and light gold gloves is sitting in a humongous Kingslake chair, she is clearly curing her lips and is wearing a extra long, thick necklace with many beads. There is a graphic in the lower left of The Bat City Bombshells on the left that looks like a woman who is letting go over bra while sitting on a huge bomb with bats flying around, and the name Folly Parton is on the lower right. The title Dancing with Mary Jane Burlesque show is at the top of the graphic.

"Today me will live in the moment. Unless it's unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie." 
- Cookie Monster 

Isn’t @follyparton.bsky.social cute? 😍😘
#burlesque #austinburlesque #bombshells #batcitybombshells #follyparton #dancingwithmaryjane #showsinaustin #atxevents #showgirl #queen #cookies

See me perform 4/19 at Dancing With Mary Jane, and do NOT miss Useless Magic: A Tribute to Florence + the Machine on 4/24.

Tickets:
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#Do512 #florencewelch #florenceandthemachine

Useless Magic is going to be a dream! VIP tables are sold, however we are providing a "VIP Lite" package where you get all the VIP swag and guaranteed front row seating.

It's an add-on to your tickets in Eventbrite, and let me tell you, the swag bag will be lit.

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Omg my face!!!!!!

A group of performers, posing and beautiful evening gowns

How you doing? 😎

#batcitybombshells #bombshells #burlesque #groupshot #dancetroupe #austinburlesque

📷 Rod Nunley

Happy belated anniversary to the love of my life, @rocgaudeatx.bsky.social

A Tesla protester targeted by Elon Musk speaks out: 'I have to protect myself' "When one of the most powerful, if not the most powerful person in the world is saying you've committed a crime, it doesn't matter what the truth is," says Valerie Costa, an anti-Tesla protester.

Shero

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I'm SO busy and overwhelmed this week with all sorts of stuff, so the obvious answer is to paint my living room to match my favorite china. Flight response? Absolutely, but it looks great.

Someone apparently hacked the televisions at HUD today -->

Abortion is healthcare

Thank you!

DND with @itsnicodegallo.bsky.social @rocgaudeatx.bsky.social @sherry-bomb.bsky.social

I love putting candles in unique pieces of china.

Austin leaders and advocates address cold weather shelters, homelessness The city of Austin opened its overnight cold shelters with freezing temperatures in the forecast.

Warnings about staying safe and inside may be more stern in the future for those experiencing homelessness in Austin

I am just OBSESSED with these Cowboy Candles. They are leather, bourbon, and Bluebonnet scented. They have little texas charms that you can wear to remind you of your wish.

They all have crystals, seashells, and Texas charms that you can wear to remind you of your wish!

Hat - 77
Cup - 33

Hail Satin! 🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜🌈🌈🌈

Two pigs and several chickens in their fenced-in yard.

I always love hanging out at the farm. It's such a special place!

Here's Dolly and Waylon eating a banana!

@hollidaycash.bsky.social

Austin set to build 10,000 affordable units amid rising costs Those homes are meant for people making 60% of the median family income in Austin, which is around $76,000 a year for a family of four.

Austin set to build 10,000 affordable units amid rising costs www.kvue.com/article/money/economy/bo...

A group of performers showing a party atmosphere and walking down the stairs.

Cheers sweetie darling, cheers! 🍸🥂✨#partyanimals #burlesque #austinburlesque #bombshell4life #kikki #batcitybombshells #party
📷 Patrick Rusk
@sherry-bomb.bsky.social @msgorgeousgeorge.bsky.social @hibiscus-bloom.bsky.social @follyparton.bsky.social @splittykitty.bsky.social @melonsmac.bsky.social

Cowboy Candle!

Leather, Bluebonnet, and Bourbon scent. I really like this one!!!

That’s more like it.

Love you!!!

Erase Trans hate.

Weird Aunt Productions Presents: "Useless Magic" Act Submission Your Aunts are here and ready to get weird….Weird Aunt Productions (@weirdauntproductions) is calling for acts for their inaugural show, “Useless Magic: A tribute to Florence + the Machine” On April 2...

Here's another performance Opportunity with an awesome new production run by @hollidaycash.bsky.social and myself

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Friends, I'm real sad about the world.

A female identifying performer with a red side cut hair do is wearing a dark blue and green like top with a black corset and bright pink dress, in fishnets and flat cool sneakers is shaking her hips with her hands above her head and holding her head, dancing and having fun on stage, with lights in the background pointing at her.

Today is the day: the 16th Annual Anti-Valentines Day show! ❤️‍🔥 Doors @ 7:00 pm, show @ 8:00 pm, Come and Take It Live 🥰

#antivalentinesday #showtime #showgirl #burlesque #austinburlesque #showtime #loveyourself #justdance #beyou #freakout

@melonsmac.bsky.social is ready to rock too! 📷 Patrick Rusk