Put your shoulders down, ignore the tears and pleas and get the the nut cutting, Americans. 🪓🪓🪓🪓

I’ve said this to Canadians and Americans alike: “imagine the absolute worst: that there are videos of Trump raping and murdering a 13yo girl. You think his support goes to zero? Not a chance. Because ‘socialism’”

If I’m confirmed?

Beats being a slave to Alex jones

I want to launch a Temu version of a marketplace that has cheap alternatives to all the bullshit supplements of the grifter class — like those gas station cologne dispensers of olde…”if you like Drakkar Noir, try our Spice Journey for $1.00”

What a stupid fucking country

Save your explanation for the Nuremberg trials.

Remind these people of the fate of Lord Ha-ha. I’m sure they’ll say “it was just words! First amendment!”

But we hung him anyway.

Let the Trump admin forward their plan to make more things into capital crimes. It’ll be good to have it in writing.

Literally had one of these assholes (now hitting me up on LinkedIn “open to work”) tell me “writers are parasites” back then.

…. They all went white and spluttered “that can’t happen” then laid out the same case that every “creator” does. Except they had no skills to survive on zero income

Had a group of these asshats approach me at my event in 2017 and telling me about how they’d unemploy journalists. I said why bother we don’t make anything…but if you’re saying if you gave skill set that depends on rules and language, wouldn’t it kill oricry software engineers….

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I see his favored URL now is thealexjonesstore.com. Which is apropos, given that's always been what he really did while yelling: Selling useless shit to losers.

But I have TheAlexJonesTruth.com and TheAlexJonesNews.com. If you'd like to add to the portfolio.

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I thought they've moved on to Putinesque Eastern Orthodox?

If you’ve replaced your child-phase curiosity of always asking “but… why?” With stories of virgin birth and rising from the dead, what’s another conspiracy theory?

Tired of being shaken down by lightweights like Jared and witkoff

Birdfy!

Early in covering climate in 2007-08, I had a lot of discussions about the reality of climate change with senior officers. A marine officer told me “if you want to understand supply chain impact, ask the guys who have to carry their logistics with them.” Early in batteries, distributed Gen etc

Pedophile says what?

The world in his mind?

“Yeah…. Well…. *i’m* busy all weekend too.”

Dick

You didn’t ask but here’s mine

“Ohh yeah that’s perfect!”

Ok. This is just nuts. He’s madlibbing with Sunday show talking points

Oh I see he’s angry because we keep rescheduling our date.

Being told you suck by a bald man with a rattail is a bit funny

And though you can’t see the micropeen, it’s still somehow on display

He’s giving himself $10b via settling with the IRS

That’s an improvement for him. No neck vagina visible.

MAGA is ISIS without the lower body fat percentage