Starmer should just sneak out for a few pints at The Harp in some tracksuit bottoms and a hoodie.

Watching the Liam Rosenior era draw to a close is quite special.

Other clubs need to find more than 400 people for a full house you know.

Poncing fags off people non-stop after three pints.

Got a lick of the ‘Sandy’s about him.

Blimey, the absolute Geoff Woade loaf on that Olly Robbins one today.

“Jesus Christ, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane!”

Sacked it off.

War criminal.

The turn tonight isn’t on stage until 9.15pm.

The new Rest Is History is about the rise of Thatcher and the absolutely bobbins way the UK was run in the late 70s. Feels eerily familiar.

I’m going to assume that Chris Mason rat has a half hour special on Starmer before Eastenders later.

Going to see some bands tonight who are so fey they make Belle and Sebastian sound like Cannibal Corpse.

YUUUUURRRRRSSSS

No tomato then?

IDIOT

The footage:

Rugby League isn’t real an it’s all just a ruse to confuse me.

I’m giving it a very wide berth. Albarn increasingly comes across as a bit of a tosspot and Hewlett has always been unbearable.

The entire thing remains of absolutely zero importance in the grand scheme of things of course.

I think Starmer is done anyway. So who is interim? Lucy Powell is deputy Labour leader but Lammy is deputy PM. That should irk the sexist racists.

Telegraph newspaper editorial on Mandelson's appointment in December 2024 versus editorial today

Sorry like, but overseeing massive piss-ups and your own fucking birthday party (with cake) during a national lockdown wasn't resign-worthy so therefore pretty much nothing else ever can be.

Got a gig tomorrow night and I’m absolutely furious with myself about it.

Had that about 7pm when it was still light. Some religious thing on today?

He wanted a horrible, tricky, well-connected bastard to deal with Trump and he picked the perfect bloke. Backfired very badly of course but worth a shot.

Another round of the ‘Rooney Testimonial Season’.

Does that Stephen Bush journalist ever stop typing? Seems to publish more words per day than Barbara Cartland.

Fucking hell.

Well this is excellent.

Busy day at the Westminster gossip factory.