made

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Star Wars is, at its core, about how weird-looking robot guys and aliens do or do not get along with British people

Adam interviews Mary Moriarty about a detail I also noticed; The victims in the ICE assault had no idea he was ICE. They described him as a crazy nut who shouldn't be on the road.

You know ... ICE.

I am bound
To Persia, and want guilders for my voyage:
Therefore make present satisfaction,
Or I’ll attach you by this officer.

Garden of Earthly Delights

Garden of Earthly Delights

ICE agent charged with two felonies for pointing his gun at motorists during Operation Metro Surge Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty said a nationwide warrant has been issued in the first criminal charges against an ICE agent for on-duty actions during the surge.

A nationwide warrant has been issued in the first criminal charges against an ICE agent for on-duty actions during the enforcement surge in Minnesota.

"You're just voluntarily complying with this whimsical cosplay" -- holy shit, Tim Kaine is *demolishing* Russ Vought

Andrew Wyeth (1917–2009), Untitled, 1983

She was granted withholding of removal from India *decades* ago, and had been living and working legally (including for the U.S. government!) ever since.

But with third country removals now a real option, TSA shared her data with ICE and they arrested her at the airport on her way to a job.

The Layman Sometimes I take quiet walks That last for several years. Never home again, I have been known To pass the old house on occasion. Today, I stand far from it Healing where a tree has broken Through a tender rib of sky. Scenes rush on; graduate us . . . One day I may feel as large As whatever it is I am up to. But in all likelihood, I will die this way: Not quite bright enough.

this Allan Horing poem, my god

For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕

*All four astronauts went to public schools!

Oh hey speaking of guys who are problematic pieces of shit who shouldn’t be near an office of power

Sid Krofft, Producer and Creator of ‘H.R. Pufnstuf,’ ‘Land of the Lost,’ Dies at 96 Sid Krofft, the producer of 'H.R. Pufnstuf' and 'Land of the Lost,' died Friday in Los Angeles.

RIP Sid. Thanks for letting me be Blurp. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Is he healing Jon Stewart?

the young people are right, millennials had it easy—at any hour of the day, we could just turn on the radio, tune in to npr, and listen to a gen x dude explain to us again for twenty minutes that lobsters actually used to be poor people food

If in 2026, you are STILL saying 'why didn't X survivor/victim of sexual assault go to the cops or prosecutors?' then you cannot be trusted to drive a car or live by yourself because you are ignorant.

Artemis II Return NASA's Orion spacecraft carrying Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman, Pilot Victor Glover, and Mission Specialist Christina Koch from NASA, along with Mission Specialist Jeremy Hansen from the CSA (Canadian Space Agency), splashes down in the Pacific Ocean near San Diego, California, at 5:07 p.m. PDT, (8:07 p.m. EDT) on Friday, April 10, 2026. The Artemis II test flight launched on Wednesday, April 1, from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida to begin its 10-day journey around the Moon for scientific discovery, economic benefits, and to build on our foundation for the first crewed missions to Mars. NASA’s Landing and Recovery team and the U.S. military are coordinating efforts to extract the Artemis II crew from the Orion spacecraft. Credit: NASA/Josh Valcarcel

What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...

I think they made it just so they could call the sequel F2

‘The Past, Present and Future of Humanity’: John Boorman’s ‘Excalibur’ at 45 • Cinephilia & Beyond By Tim Pelan John Boorman's 1981 fantastical retelling of Thomas Mallory’s Le Morte d’Arthur is, to quote Nicol Williamson’s Merlin in the film, “A dream to some. A nightmare to others!” Often dismissed as an episodic and hammy sword and sorcery tale, it is to this writer a clever and satisfying retelling of

“Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad…” ⚔️

45 years ago today, John Boorman’s Excalibur (1981) brought the Arthurian legend to life in unforgettable style.

Dive into the story behind the film on its 45th anniversary:
cinephiliabeyond.org/excalibur/

The American right including FoxNews and Trump himself has spent years publicly idolizing an almost random post-Soviet kleptocracy with a GDP less than half the size of Minnesota and tomorrow it's likely to go down in flames.

Geopolitical equivalent of seeing their NFT apes get stolen.

she's actually a terrible speaker

Democratic Lawmakers Find Immigrants Stuffed “Like Sardines” in Arizona ICE Jail “I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,” Rep. Adelita Grijalva said during a visit to the jail.

Three Democratic members of Congress said they were horrified that immigrants were being stuffed into holding cells “like sardines” at a Mesa ICE holding facility they showed up to without warning on Thursday night.

This is so well done. 👌

The light in this painting is incredible

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

I could really use a new album from Tom Waits these days

A Brief History of Louis CK's Non-Apologies Also: the latest on Mark Normand's Netflix tall tale.

in the Humorism newsletter, I wrote a brief history of Louis CK's non-apologies: www.humorism.xyz/a-brief-hist...

Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.