I couldn't help myself
Posts by Pascal Ampertail 🐇💾
TRAGEDY
Bart fence is truly the most Australian fucking thing I have seen all day
Rabbit
I haven't played a modern Sonic game in literal YEARS so screw it, lets check out Sonic Frontiers!
Live now!
www.twitch.tv/pascalampert...
Anyways I need to stream again...
Like ok most of y'all are fine but sometimes I see a take that gives the shit I see over on birdsite a run for its money and I'm left slackjawed and scratching my head because what the actual fuck
Sometimes looking at this website genuinely gives me a headache because I see a take so absolutely unbelievably dogshit and I just have to live with the fact that I know somebody unironically has that take now
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
This is why easter eggs have always made more sense
A series of silly Tumblr posts. bonecouch starts with a quote: "Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!" - the alien from Alien (1979) lesbian-toddhoward comes in with a correction: she never said this. stop spreading misinformation. an-alarming-number-of-bees offers a counterargument: She was thinking it though. powerjock provides a screenshot of a tag someone added to the chain: inner monologue of the alien: hehehehohohehe
one of the all-time greats
Whoever winnings, we lose.
The final boss of "You can't hide forever from" videos.
KREED II: HYPERKREED
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmLi...
They are so, SO desperate for people to resub. PLEASE don't resub your Nitro everyone. Props if you aren't already subbed, props if you were subbed and you unsub right now. NOTHING changes unless a company FEARS for their bottom line. Feel free to use Discord still, but don't give them a penny. 💖
Blep
photon.codes/blog/we-foun... 32 BIT UNSIGNED INTS STRIKE AGAINNNNNN
WHY DO WE KEEP MAKING THIS MISTAKE
GOD that looks good at 720p
Am I going to need to run another stupid ethernet cable around the room...
This stupid fucking memory card I both love and hate you
wait shit did I ever test those xbox component cables I bought
Ok thank god I did pull the batteries from my VMU
Well, Skies of Arcadia works
Oh right, the dials on the unit actually do something with VGA, lol oops
Well, it seems to work but I gotta fix the colour on my GBS...
Do I have a single 12V 3A PSU in the damn house that I'm NOT CURRENTLY USING FOR SOMETHING???
Although my next Rayman 2 playthrough will probably be the Dreamcast version because I have a way to capture my Dreamcast now and I for some reason haven't actually fully played that version yet. I've gone through the PC version, PS2 version, PS1 version and a few others
I mean these are all games I basically have on yearly rotation at this point LMFAO. Rayman 2 I'm basically slowly wittling down the versions I HAVE played (my most recent runthrough was of the wack ass PS1 version just to see what it was like)
Super Metroid I can usually blast through in a day
*glares at Rayman 2, Lunacid, Baroque, Metroid Fusion, Super Metroid, Deep Rock Galactic and a small handful of other games that have made their way onto that list at this point*
Truly, the reasons I can never get any new games played at this point smh
And then despite that I will replay the same few games every year like clockwork because I'm a complete numpty like that
Honestly me with so many games... The end game burnout or just getting distracted by another game leading to so many unfinished games aaa