Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by Shi/Yon

Why does Trump need ballroom?

Because he ain't got no balls. So he got to build big ugly "ball"room to compensate

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Whenever you feel down, feeling imposter syndrome, having mental block on anything you do.

Just listen to a Trump supporter debating online.

You'll be glad you have a brain at all and you aren't that dumb to vote a r*pist and still supporting him.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Can't wait for the day where MAGA becomes so historically bad that people afraid of being accused of being MAGA.

Then some edgy teenager in the future would somehow said "Trump is good actually" or "MAGA is left-wing actually" or "MAGA is making America great! Let Trump cook!"

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Seeing headline of "unprecedented event" several times in very short time, it reminds me of my old philosophy book about chance and chaos

It says: "Historical moments is not gradual, it is a sudden leap"

So brace yourselves everyone, we are living in one of those moment.

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bull...

3 weeks ago 3323 527 51 27

Why is this natural show narrators describing mating as "they are having an orgy?" Or "they are having threesome daisy-chain"?

Like.. I know it's the "hip" language.. but.. you sound you're waaay into it and not in the educational way.

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Thanks to my idiot of a president that violated of our pledge to "not choosing between east and west" and "always supporting palestine" to now get on board the bullshit "Board of Peace" now our oil tanker is blocked by Iran, whilst our neighbor, Malaysia and Thailand are free to pass.

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
Friends Trying On Each Other’s Glasses Revel In Glorious Mayhem Of Having Slightly Different Prescriptions

Friends Trying On Each Other’s Glasses Revel In Glorious Mayhem Of Having Slightly Different Prescriptions

Friends Trying On Each Other’s Glasses Revel In Glorious Mayhem Of Having Slightly Different Prescriptions theonion.com/friends-trying-on-each-o...

3 weeks ago 1895 261 18 17
Breaking: All Of World’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping

Breaking: All Of World’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping

Breaking: All Of World’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping theonion.com/breaking-all-of-world-s-...

3 weeks ago 1456 144 31 27
Advertisement

Been swimming for few days after years of avoiding it.

The experience of the world turned silent by the water in your ears and left you with just you and your heartbeat.

Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump

It really shut your mind and focusing in the "now" of our lives

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

I know people are mad with Israel and when news broke out of some civilian death (in Israel) people be like "Damn, I wish there would be more"

I mean, if anything it shows that the "barbaric" and "reckless" Iran strike really just aim for military not civilians.

4 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Maybe kids shouldn't be too close to Drag Performers.

Because Kids are a danger to the Drag Performers.

They'll read you to filth with Bluey t-shirt and snot on their nose

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Things on The Sims that I wished was in real life:

1. Playing chess for few days makes you equal to Ph.D.
2. Reading Cookbooks for few days makes you equal to professional chef
3. Easy employment
4. Entry level job
5. Livable wage
6. Free mental health care
7. Career advancement
8. Social mobility

4 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

I think there is still American Exceptionalism even in "leftist" American, or perhaps it was just naivety.
They think everything will turn around after the orange man left.
No, the world already moving on while America is going back.
So, good luck catching up to the rest of the world.

4 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Back in my country, suicide isn't called suicide until recently.
It was classified as "poisoning" or "traffic accident".
I would imagine back in slavery days, it's classified as "whoopsie".
So spare me the privileged tears.
Especially since calling suicide as it is were thanks to social studies.

4 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Glacier

I dream
Within a dream
Within a dream

Yet its still
The same world

No justice
No love
No happiness

I sunk deeper
And deeper
And deeper

Under this glacier
It's still the same
Block of ice

Deeper
And colder
Sunk into the sea

#poem #poetry

1 month ago 3 0 0 0
Video

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

1 month ago 1732 245 25 25

Casual chat with my bf

Me to my bf: "I have a feeling to have flowers bloom straight of my neck and prick me with its thorns as it grow from the gush of my wound"

My bf: "have you taken your antidepressant and anti hallucination meds?"

Me: "I have"

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
Advertisement

I find it funny sometimes that some people in sexual minority community riding their high horse and claim moral superiority when they don't get laid.

I mean bruh, who you trying to impress? The religious straights?

Good for you to wanting to be chaste and also good for you that wanna sleep around.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Being gay and autistic whilst being taught toxic masculinity is so weird.

Whenever my bf makes me shy, I just want to punch him in the face.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

CW: Violence

Love Me

Love me tight
Like a metal bat
Bashing my head in

Say you love me
Like a bullet
Straight into my throat

Gaze into me
And gouge my eyes
Love me tight

Don't see me
Weak on my knees
When you say you love me

Blushing,
Smiling,
When you look at me.

#poem #poetry

1 month ago 4 0 0 0

Conspiracy theories gave some sort of comfort that we are always at the bottom of exploitation pyramid, because acknowledging we are also exploiting others are painful.
Also, it gives comfort that there is "an adult" that always has plan for everything and controlling everything. Not dumb imbeciles.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

I think calling A.I. Art as "Art" to begin with is disservice to art itself.

Call it what it is: an "A.I. generated image"

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Idk why the idea of women leaving civilization and living in women only commune sounds shocking.

I mean dryads, fairies, or elves often depicted as a group of woman only community that hug trees all day.

Better that than living under patriarchy.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

"No gender, no meat, no wheat, no nothing, and I love that" -Miss Coffee commenting on non binary date in Kitty Power's Matchmaker Makeover.

#gaymer #kittypowersmatchmaker

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
Advertisement

Anti-trans gay club is so fuckin' weird. Like if you're not into trans porn, just skip it and move on!

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Yeah, and he is "discussing Tarriff" and "U.S. companies will start investing in the country soon".
Like the fuck? And we are a country that always pro palestine since its inception. Why the fuck is he appeasing Trump?

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Why the fuck is my country's president attending Trump's "Board of Peace"? Then trying to appease fucking Trump himself? The fuck is he thinking?!

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Why is it whenever mysogynist saying zany thing about woman, they think themselves as emperor?

Bruh, if we "went back" like you wanted, you won't even pass muster as a soldier or even a fuckin farmer, let alone you as emperor.

You're just some merchant that got rich peddling snake oil.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

You know that country A has censorship over topic B?

Maybe they should?

Turns out complete freedom of speech only bring people to conspiracy theories, bringing N*zi back, thinking pdf is good despite saying LGBTQ+ people are groomer.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0