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FNaF is the world's first big time Media Franchise constructed entirely out of retcons

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A flip phone with a frankly concerning number of trinkets and charms tied to it

A flip phone with a frankly concerning number of trinkets and charms tied to it

Reminds me of Phone Charms

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this is like seeing a celebrity, to me.

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His comment being in reference to the Company that spent months making Violet's hair work in The Incredibles, and hired a pHD specifically for animating Rapunzel's hair in Tangled is funny. Usually you have to try to be that wrong.

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Cooking

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Liz Sunning herself on the smouldering wreckage of Boo's enemies

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"Sex Roguelike Smutfic".

Only way I think I can describe it.

like,

Pick one of three perks but they're all centered on sexual expressions of the person getting the perk.

It's so fucking stupid and needlessly complex and i love it and it's perfect and shockingly good character study fodder.

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Swap out "AV actress" with "Lifesize Porcelain Doll" and "Jerking off too much" with "Fucking dying" and this is basically Joel Porcelainmaid and his fat doll "Pectorals" (Follow now for three extra inches to your dick)

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peony's victor

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Booster separation confirmed

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@CottontailVAVA putting her very lucky rabbits feet to work

@CottontailVAVA putting her very lucky rabbits feet to work

@CottontailVAVA putting her very lucky rabbits feet to work

@CottontailVAVA putting her very lucky rabbits feet to work

Lucky Rabbits Foot~
#lewdtail #koikatsu #lewdtuber

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oh yeah i did this nijiryo thing too but idk if its anything sigh

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*Victory music*

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It's giving

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I feel that the Japanese text on Gamer Supps’ Cup really suits him
#ShiaBun

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Illustration of Neil the rat banging out the tunes on his little piano

Illustration of Neil the rat banging out the tunes on his little piano

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!!

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A rat playing a colorful little piano, delightfully captioned "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"

A rat playing a colorful little piano, delightfully captioned "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"

20 years of Neil banging out the tunes

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TACHYONNNN 💉💉💉

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a guy walks up to another guy whos wearing dhorts with a pattern on them and asks “what do your shorts say?”
the guy sticks out his ass and the shorts have a comic on the that says “my ass is sooooo big!! it can fit a whole 6 panel comic on it! thats right! not just 4. you’ve gotta stare for a WHILE to complete the narrative arc of my ass. anyway thanks for reading my ass comic. you damned pervert.”

then the first guy says “wow, meta ass”

a guy walks up to another guy whos wearing dhorts with a pattern on them and asks “what do your shorts say?” the guy sticks out his ass and the shorts have a comic on the that says “my ass is sooooo big!! it can fit a whole 6 panel comic on it! thats right! not just 4. you’ve gotta stare for a WHILE to complete the narrative arc of my ass. anyway thanks for reading my ass comic. you damned pervert.” then the first guy says “wow, meta ass”

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wasnt planned like that but coincidentally, heres a bday present for you all, some delicious Froggy anal suirting! #froggylewd #vtuber
art by Bumbledog!

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i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

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I don't have a praise kink... whatever...

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Callie - with short hair, wearing a black choker, a see-through t-shirt with a white fang design across the chest, over a black bikini top, black fishnet sleeves and tights, skintight black jeans with rips in them and the fly mostly unbuttoned, a grey flannel shirt tied around her waist, and fingerless black leather gloves with pink paw print pads on the palm - kneels over the viewer, having wrestled them to the ground. She leans over, reaching out with her hand to put her palm over the viewer's mouth. In the background behind her is a trailer and a basketball hoop without a net under a cloudy blue sky.

Callie - with short hair, wearing a black choker, a see-through t-shirt with a white fang design across the chest, over a black bikini top, black fishnet sleeves and tights, skintight black jeans with rips in them and the fly mostly unbuttoned, a grey flannel shirt tied around her waist, and fingerless black leather gloves with pink paw print pads on the palm - kneels over the viewer, having wrestled them to the ground. She leans over, reaching out with her hand to put her palm over the viewer's mouth. In the background behind her is a trailer and a basketball hoop without a net under a cloudy blue sky.

@callie.3am.moe has had enough of your trash talk and now she's gonna teach you a lesson

#CallieCollection #art #fanart

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Shoutout to the channels that use their encyclopedic knowledge of D&D for actually useful advice, like how to build lore-accurate Usopp Onepiece in Vanilla D&D

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Noro 👑 High level Armor
#noroque

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How Fast Can You Deal 69 Damage In Every* Final Fantasy?
How Fast Can You Deal 69 Damage In Every* Final Fantasy? YouTube video by Punchy2nd

How Fast Can You Deal 69 Damage In Every Final Fantasy, a question that is surely worth the inordinate amount of time invested into answering it.

SECOND CHANNEL IDIOT SHIT WOOO.

youtu.be/dwPtr-kUWzg

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Now this is the kinda chest workout I can get behind! How else do you think they got so big? 😋

🎨 🎨 jaz_wispsings on Twitter

#PorcelainLaid #RoyChiBuns

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