Black and white cartoon of a vampire crouched over a victim and holding a cell phone. He says, "Don't worry, I'm a data vampire. I'm only interested in your personal information."

🦇 Gimme then digits.
Today's cartoon for @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social

Trick or tweet

Recent cartoon for Private Eye magazine.

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Thanks!

🔎 To that great Look-and-Find in the sky.

💤 Sleep in heavenly peace.

🍑 I know it's complicated, but pay attention.

Astro-not alive anymore. 🧑‍🚀

Big game today 🏈

Forbidden love ❤️👂 in the funny times

New Yorker daily cartoon

Stay inside! We've earned it. 🧔‍♀️
My cartoon in the latest issue of @newyorker.com

🦃 🐓 It's rough out there if you're a delicious bird.

🔪 🦃 Halloween is over, but turkey Halloween is just beginning.

Junk food from the latest Funny Times.

Cartoon for @privateeyenews.bsky.social