Beyoncé, a Black woman, on a stadium tour with a country album reclaiming Black roots of the genre, singing the US anthem with “NEVER ASK PERMISSION FOR SOMETHING THAT ALREADY BELONGS TO YOU” on screen.

The layers.
The power.

Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking

Don’t sleep on your dark energy!

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIA FOX

Why does every microwave have popcorn button if every bag of popcorn says DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON OR I KILL YOUR FIRST BORN

The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

Wait🙂‍↕️🤚 they don’t love you like I love you

Just got the “Ten minutes to sunset” notification on my watch at 4:29 pm and it feels like a personal attack

I still have a long way to go to build my feed on here and fully am able to use many features, but wow im so glad to be on an app that doesn’t make me feel like total garbage after a 5 minute scroll

Alright, who made this? 🤣

how can i tell my bluesky algorithm that i want shitposts

A quick note to all the NewSkys: there really isn’t algorithm here. We depend on each other to spread the word. So if you want others to see something, repost it. Liking something adds it to your feed but doesn’t surface it for others.

cooking is when you use onions and garlic. the more onions and garlic you use the more cooking it is

Cat sitting so weird and menacing

Cat sitting like a puddle

My only 2 moods

For no particular reason, I’ve been thinking about that old Circassian proverb that goes öküz saraya çıkınca kral olmaz; ama saray ahır olur, or “a bullock does not turn into a king when he moves into the palace; the palace turns into a barn”

We all cope in our own way

“Doomscrolling” is so limited. Today I have also doomedited, doomresearched my next story, and I’m about to doomeat a frozen doomburrito. You gotta be open to new doomexperiences.