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Posts by Cooterdoodle

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Love On the Spectrum’s camera crew when there’s a dog around

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Like any sane fan of the sport, I’m mentally prepared to convince myself that anything we do is the perfect move

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It’s not officially NFL draft week until Mom gives the group chat a breakdown of the Saints draft picks

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I haven’t, but thank you!

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CD’s search history LEAKED.

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Today’s was Loud Bark by Mannequin Pussy

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No one told me that my thirties would be spent taking deep dives into Tiny Desk Concerts

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You get 3 years good luck for every typo you find ✨

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anyways. This was just a way for me to brag about starting a new book I’ll never finish.

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have try to bestow messages, we have a stories we create, but what pieces our kids carry in their minds is not in our control.

They bring just as much of themselves into our lives together as we’ve poured into it.

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memories, our ideas. They all play a part in how we make sense of the text.

I read a new book today and it said: “…we all carry in our minds little pieces of our mothers and fathers.”

And we do, don’t we? Without knowing it. And the best part of parenting is that we are just like a book. We

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The thing about books is there’s nothing that you are “required” to take from them. We bring just as much of ourselves into a new book as the authors has poured into it. So we don’t always get moved in the way the author intended, because WE are half of the equation. Our experiences, our

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This new generation doesn’t know the pressures of playing Battletoads in front of all your friends with no extra lives remaining and it shows.

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I am just a girl standing in front of her cherry tomatoes asking them to love her

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You’re laughing? I’ve caught Bieber Fever three separate times this year and you’re laughing?!

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The coffee is WEAK against sleep

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I don’t know what side is yours so I’ll say I love them both

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Ted lasso is WEAK on crime

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Made me*

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How a chick reading tarot cards made in all in on Travis Kelce and Jaylen Waddle.

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Yeah, but @cooterdoodle.bsky.social hit a hole-in-one and for some reason nobody's talking about it

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There’s men falling from sky but I’ve got some emails to delete.
Could click a button and watch em fly but I found a deal on high-rise jeans.
I once knew a girl who wanted to go to space, I think.
she’s too busy now, looking down watching the moon from hand machines

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“There’s the catch of fire in the air. All the souls are out marauding. But there are roses, there are still roses*.”

*magnolias

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To be clear, I never lost in my home league in 2023. My punishment video was only friendly. I did not finish last that year. I did not eat hot wings and film it. I am not friends with last place. I have never met last place. So to be very clear, I did not lose.

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To be clear, I never traded away Brock Bowers right before his massive 13-127-3 performance in Week 9. My response to the trade offer was trivial. Overlapping in social circles is common in fantasy leagues, but these reports from my home league are false. So to be very clear, I did not do this okay?

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Types of people that interlock fingers

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a woman says i had no idea in front of a fence ALT: a woman says i had no idea in front of a fence
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