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Posts by Brandon Schatz

A good orange floof of a cat on the vet desk, sulking.

A good orange floof of a cat on the vet desk, sulking.

Taking the boy to the vet today because he was a little lethargic and refused treats. 😕 Which has… never happened. Doesn’t seem to be in pain, but hoping to find out what’s up.

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The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars

Here's how we're taking over InfoWars.

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If Scrubs doesn’t come back after this season, I’m going to fart on your dads.

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I hate Al and I refuse to use it

Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money

I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

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Smooches or Spookums?

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Batwoman, Super Girl or She Hulk?

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This is still hilarious.

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Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing - we’d usually be getting a bunch of things right now to help promote. Though my city outlawed plastic bags so that was a problem already.

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old commercial from pizza hut for the land before time, some memester added "the past is dead, let it go"

old commercial from pizza hut for the land before time, some memester added "the past is dead, let it go"

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the baby

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I read the preview PDF just minutes ago and was absolutely floored. I’m putting this in so many people’s hands!!

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So you know that liminal space that exists for a second before reality comes into focus, and you see something weird? Yeah, this looked like the first Doctor.

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“This should be the main event” is how this one sounded

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BREAKING NEWS 🚨

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Fardts

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6 short boxes and several piles of comics on a work table

6 short boxes and several piles of comics on a work table

Tuesdays are what I consider the “start” to my week - when all of this week’s new comic releases get processed and ready for sale on Wednesday.

Time to start popping these babies into files. 40 pages worth of pulls.

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A poster for the Disney TV movie “The Luck of the Irish” about a boy white boy who finds out he’s the son of two leprechauns, and is only good at basketball due to “Irish luck”.

A poster for the Disney TV movie “The Luck of the Irish” about a boy white boy who finds out he’s the son of two leprechauns, and is only good at basketball due to “Irish luck”.

Today I learned that Ryan Coogler said Sinners came about in part because of him watching this movie when he was younger. Life is wild.

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Congrats people who can hear this song in their head. I know why you blocked me.

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Lyrics from the song sit next to me by Foster the People that says “just say the word and I’ll part the sea. “

Lyrics from the song sit next to me by Foster the People that says “just say the word and I’ll part the sea. “

Always heard this as “Just say the word and I’ll pop a seam”, and kept thinking BOYS CALM DOWN.

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👀👀👀👀👀👀

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lol any way 💅

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Text that reads “3.

“A text from James.

“How are the poos babydoll??”

Text that reads “3. “A text from James. “How are the poos babydoll??”

I don’t know about you @leask.bsky.social but I didn’t approve our old texts to appear in a book.

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I should be asleep but Jessica Fletcher is on one right now.

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Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler is one of the biggest bangers of all time, and if you don’t agree, I’M SORRY, you might be well adjusted, eat garbage.

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Some days, it feels exhausting to exist.

Getting an e-mail from the business' payment management system offering an "advance" of over $73,000 if I just agree to give them over $90,000 back is some disgusting behaviour.

The world wants you to get behind, and stay behind. Just let me sleep.

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Hell yeah

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From Paws vol 3. Two kids are enraptured by the TV, showing a red version of The Grinch.

From Paws vol 3. Two kids are enraptured by the TV, showing a red version of The Grinch.

is this the grink

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