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CONGRATS, BROWNS!

pretty sure Gus Johnson just talked himself into a corner by yelling TEXAS! DEFENSE! when the Buckeyes stuffed the Longhorns on 4th and goal

Jon Bois worked on this. We’ve never been more back

I stg if Jada isn’t doing Dan Hentschel blue face for our set this weekend, what’s even the point?

MDVA any PR? Shit is free

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If I have one regret, it’s that I never told Sarah I loved her. I know she knew that, but I just wanted to hear that rejection so I could stop wondering what could’ve been.

Thu 4/17: Either BMW (Baltimore, MD) or Dawnstar (Richmond)
Fri 4/18: BMS (Fairfax)
Sat 4/19: The 2025 MDVA Arcadian (College Park, MD)
Sun 4/20: Open

Hopefully something happens to fill that last date, would be a shame if I didn't do anything all day

TD Bolt's Melee Spring Break Tour
(VA unless otherwise noted):

Fri 4/11: BMS (Fairfax)
Sat 4/12: MPREG (York, PA)
Sun 4/13: Tech Chase (Blacksburg)
Mon 4/14: Stormy Mondays (Columbus, OH)
Tue 4/15: Gaming @ Rafters (Columbus, OH)
Wed 4/16: Mikey's Midweek Madness (Frederick, MD)

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People talking about MDVA “farming” state pr players at full bloom. Meanwhile, I’m out here losing to the same people I always lose to and being the 1-2er I know I am

Melee homies, you do NOT want to miss out. This is the sickest tournament on the calendar, and melee should be bigger than ever this time around!

Sometimes you find the one and she goes away forever

#CreateAGuy quirky midwestern falco who likes raising canes

Used to be that jokes were allowed on twitter, but then Musk bought it and only one joke was allowed, while on Bluesky every joke is immediatey subject to peer review upon publication.

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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

Duyfest 2.895: The Cave

Happened the first time I went down. Ended up making friends with everyone I played. It’s always a treat to see the RVA homies

People hit my sour mango pineapple vape and they see god

The value of life and my relationship with Melee The value of life and my relationship with Melee The unfortunate passing of Hax, who had undoubtedly left an unforgettable impact in the scene, had me step back and reassess what I value in life. We ...

The value of life and my relationship with Melee

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getting death threats on The Hell Site while mourning the passing of two human beings I both knew from smash is not how I expected this week to go and not something I wish upon anyone

check in on your loved ones and promote positivity

Same but my high school students

I didn’t know Hax. His death is sad in that someone is gone. I do think he was making the right steps to return to competition and I fully believe he would have, but we’ll never know

If you use his death to harass TOs, go fuck yourself.

Falco is the Instagram slop character of melee

Pulch nation rise up

Felt this tremendously. I’m rooting for you, really hope you get it

Personally, I enjoy the fact that someone thinks I’m their boulder, but we’re all boulders in hungrybox’s sisyphian tale

Everyone in the Melee community thinks they're Sisyphus when in reality, they're the boulder.