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Lady knight sketch:

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Every year all year

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Treasure shop girl

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Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

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A 16:9 portrait artwork depicting Perfect Alexander, an Auri Xaela Warrior of Light, and Sphene. Inverted is the city of Alexandria. Cogs, lily petals, and feathers are dispersed throughout the illustration. In the background of the Warrior of Light is the arena shown after defeating Endless Sphene in Living Memory.

A 16:9 portrait artwork depicting Perfect Alexander, an Auri Xaela Warrior of Light, and Sphene. Inverted is the city of Alexandria. Cogs, lily petals, and feathers are dispersed throughout the illustration. In the background of the Warrior of Light is the arena shown after defeating Endless Sphene in Living Memory.

gonna post this as a standalone post as well because I worked hard on it!!
#ffxiv #ffxivart

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Finished my first Silent Hill game (been wanting to grab a ps2 to play the originals) but this was an absolutely stellar experience - the ludonarrative of Silent Hill f is SO good, and one of the most vital NG+ experiences since NieR Automata. Loved it loved it.

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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Hoppy Easter everybody!

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Screenshot from the NASA Artemis II launch livestream showing the core stage separation from a camera on the rocket.

Screenshot from the NASA Artemis II launch livestream showing the core stage separation from a camera on the rocket.

What a fucking shot holy shit

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Molly Lambert
@mollylambert
I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App
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Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent
When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source
The Sun
@TheSun • Jan 18, 2019
'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend
thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s.
8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone
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Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android
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Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

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A woman resting a hammer on her shoulders looks towards the viewer

A woman resting a hammer on her shoulders looks towards the viewer

Square Enix shares an illustration of Gaia (Final Fantasy XIV) celebrating Dissidia Duellum Final Fantasy's launch by Yusuke Mogi (Final Fantasy XIV, SaGa Scarlet Grace, The Last Remnant, etc.):

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It's so depressingly refreshing to have a British Prime Minister whose not actually salivating at the idea of ANOTHER war in the middle east.

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POV: Thancred

#FFXIV #FFXIVart #Minfilia

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BW illustration of Haurchefant from FFXIV, ready to fight in a stormy snow, raising both his sword and shield, smokes under him

BW illustration of Haurchefant from FFXIV, ready to fight in a stormy snow, raising both his sword and shield, smokes under him

commission art, I enjoyed drawing this a lot because haurchefant is my fav character too #Haurchefant #ffxivart #VgenComm

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We're speed running to that Smash Bros movie

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back in remission. thank you so much to everyone who helped make this possible.

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30 years of RESIDENT EVIL :)

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I saw posts on the subreddit praising how it looked and I thought I was losing my mind.

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Leon and Grace

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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

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The Legend of Zelda QUARENTOU!!!

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1st panel: y/shtola writing.
2nd panel: she stops to look at what she's been writing.
3 panel: written on the paper: "sex with t/hancred" "Pros: +knows where the clitoris is. +feels good to put him in his place." "Cons: long blurry text where the words that can be read are "M/infilia" (3 times), "misogynist", "R/yne", "M/infilia again" and "suicidal"". Y/shtola says "oof" looking at the paper.

1st panel: y/shtola writing. 2nd panel: she stops to look at what she's been writing. 3 panel: written on the paper: "sex with t/hancred" "Pros: +knows where the clitoris is. +feels good to put him in his place." "Cons: long blurry text where the words that can be read are "M/infilia" (3 times), "misogynist", "R/yne", "M/infilia again" and "suicidal"". Y/shtola says "oof" looking at the paper.

i was taking notes abt the characters for myself and it felt like this

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take this.

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men can shoot guns. women can play the grand piano. is one of the funnier acts of gender in resident evil 1

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BAD BAD BAD

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The power of the ZAPPING SYSTEM

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An illustration of Haurchefant Greystone from Final Fantasy 14. His left side is facing us and his shield is covering most of his body as it's in the foreground. He is using his right hand to hold up his sword upwards and to his body. He  has a somber expression on his face and blood splatters on his chain mail, chest, and face. There is a blood red moon behind him and a black background framing the entire illustration.

An illustration of Haurchefant Greystone from Final Fantasy 14. His left side is facing us and his shield is covering most of his body as it's in the foreground. He is using his right hand to hold up his sword upwards and to his body. He has a somber expression on his face and blood splatters on his chain mail, chest, and face. There is a blood red moon behind him and a black background framing the entire illustration.

Haurchefant.

#haurchefant #joyeart

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Two colour illustration of Barad Dûr, with Sauron's eye at the top. surrounded with the ring inscription in elvish. the sky is red with sparks and ash floating in the air, the tower is above a fiery chasm. The front doors are glowing red with silhouettes of chains and armouries. A cloud of ash conceals the horizon. This will be a banner and riso print first. Digital prints coming later this year.

Two colour illustration of Barad Dûr, with Sauron's eye at the top. surrounded with the ring inscription in elvish. the sky is red with sparks and ash floating in the air, the tower is above a fiery chasm. The front doors are glowing red with silhouettes of chains and armouries. A cloud of ash conceals the horizon. This will be a banner and riso print first. Digital prints coming later this year.

BARAD DÛR

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