i finally get the chance to have my baby girl kitty and my technical landlord won't let me keep her my heart is breaking

People used to mail vhs tapes to Bob Saget and never get them back. We accepted it as the best system.

the way we were talking to her

no bc literally me n the girlies in VT

did I mention that my mountain spa vacation was in the town where they filmed beetlejuice??

Sometimes I go to bed just because I've had enough of my own shit

i love the mountayns and i love @ratt-sallad.bsky.social and @anniesokae.bsky.social

wally is 4 today 🤯

aw ily!!! imagine if i just left you there lmaooo

let's sing this in the mountains

montag*

i need someone to talk to about heidi montage's new song about lauren

i hope all the little kids who wouldn't let forrest sit next to them on the bus all balded early

the audible "oh my god" i let out

i know i'm unwell bc i'm randomly crying over how happy i am for mike the situation's sobriety journey i'm so happy for him 😭

YOU LITERALLY LOOK LIKE THIS

i can't even brush my hair when i'm depressed and bro is making salmon 😭

i have fuckin anxiety yall ANXIETY

I like big butts (and boobs and lips and eyes and hell throw a dick on her) and I cannot lie

this cold is illegal

the heat doesn't go up higher than 66 in my room and that's fine bc i can't sleep when it's hot anyway but like it's daytime and i wanna lay in bed and i'm cold!!

wait really

i have a double chin and i swear it's from looking down at my phone so much help how do i fix it

i'm nervous why are you doing that

with that voice she needs all the help she can get

my anxiety is so bad i just canceled a tattoo appointment last minute but then rebooked it bc i'm too anxious to let them down this is gonna suck

i was just trying to twerk my sorrows away and wally busts through my legs trying to dance w me i love him

🖤🖤🖤

If someone has upset you, write them a message about how you feel, put it a bottle and hit them over the head with it.