Basically a big chunk of the first half is the movie itself having no attention span and needing to see how many references to other games it can squeeze in.

Panel 1: A park. A donut truck. A red-haired white woman sitting inside the donut truck, looking relaxed. The truck is Rolling Donuts, and there are three donuts painted under the worker window, a menu with prices, text near the bottom of the truck that reads "Tastes like magic!", a big Rolling Donuts logo with donuts for "O"s (clever!) and a message that says No Trans Fats! Only there's a tiny, near-illegible "or" between "trans" and "fats", because we all know how J.K. Rowling do. Another white lady, this one blonde in t-shirt and jeans, walks up with a brown puppy on a leash. "Oh," she says, "Rolling Donuts!" Panel 2: The blonde lady walks up to the woman in the truck window, smiling. "We used to have these all the time when I was a kid! I loved them! Panel 3: The woman in the truck smiles. "Wonderful," she replies. "And now, as a bonus, $2 from every donut goes towards killing dogs!" Panel 4: The truck lady's hand motion towards a a sign, which reads "Dogs are just fake wolves! I hate them SO much! Thank you for your support in their eradication!" Panel 5: The blonde woman holds a hand to her mouth, shocked. "Killing?" she says. The truck lady smiles, happy. "Yup!" Panel 6: The blonde lady turns to face her dog, stricken. Panel 7: The dog looks up, wagging his tail and panting. Panel 8: The dog, realizing what is coming, lowers his tail and puts his tongue back in his mouth. Panel 9: The lady in the truck is holding 6 dozen donuts, in neon pink and blue and the Rolling Donut logo, with text across their sides that reads "We hate dogs!" The blonde woman is looking back at her dogs, guilt on her face. "...but they're just SO yummy!" she says! Sad trombone goes here. That's my comic!

This probably isn't going to change people's minds, but sometimes it is easier to evoke sympathy for dogs than it is to evoke sympathy for trans folks.

Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people.

Builders 2 box

Real talk, if you're enjoying Pokopia and decide you want more of it, you owe it to yourself to play Dragon Quest Builders 2.

It's peak, though if you get the Switch version, play it on Switch 2. There's no S2-specific version, it just runs way better.

Pokopia really feels like Builders 3.

That’s a throwback. I got to level… 30 I think?

Is that Wanikani

Hand-paw study

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded

I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames

the snoofing

Earthbound screenshot showing juice for $4, coffee for 6, fries for 8 and a hamburger for 14

Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026

Keep it up. Delete ur tiktok accounts. Uninstall the tiktok app. For your own safety

Kumagayasin redrew this (in)famous panel and said it's free to use!

#abolishice #ice

Just the Browser - Just the Browser Remove AI features, telemetry data reporting, sponsored content, product integrations, and other annoyances from web browsers.

I'm excited to release Just the Browser! It helps you remove AI features, ads, shopping integrations, and other annoyances from desktop web browsers.

This project includes configuration files, a simple setup script, and guides for manual installation. It supports Chrome, Firefox, and MS Edge.

How much the people who crow about personal freedoms support the fact that billionaires want to create Feudalism and Sharecropping again in the digital age is insane to me.

HOW MUCH most people who make over nine figures want to control you is legitimately insane. Keep. Your. Hardware.

this is genuinely incredible

Microsoft CEO Begs Users to Stop Calling It "Slop" In a year-end writeup on the state of AI, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella made it clear he'd really like us to stop saying "slop."

Hey everyone! The CEO of Microsoft REALLY thinks you should stop calling genAI output “slop”. Which is a strong sign it’s really getting to them. Touching a nerve. They want to be legitimized. So please make an extra concerted effort to CONTINUE TO RIGHTLY CALL IT SLOP.

futurism.com/artificial-i...

I don't want gen AI in my software
I don't want gen AI in my phone
I don't want gen AI in my email
I don't want gen AI in my recipes
I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation
I don't want gen AI in my schools
I don't want gen AI in my healthcare
I don't want gen AI in my life

“Keep Furry Weird” Representation from left to right: Therians, Latex, Hypnosis, ABDL, Inflatables, Plushies

It’s not just an aesthetic, It’s a lifestyle!
Keep Furry Weird!!!

I used to have a copy of this. Not sure if I still do.

A screenshot from Total War: Three Kingdoms, which says: MISSION ISSUED MANDATE OF HEAVEN The emperor has lost his mandate, and the land is suffering for it. The following sentence is deliberately cut off.

larian studios and firefox today

And the vote is always like 51-49 cut down a party line.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Glitch Productions responds to Disney licencing over 200 characters to Sora and ChatGPT and investing $1 BILLION in OpenAI in a new post:

“the fuck are they doing”

the world has changed

Hey folks, some update. We're still searching for potential donors and for those headed to Chicago this weekend, a friend put together this asset which they'll have copies of at the event, so DM them to meetup to help spread the word! piggalicious.bsky.social
The site is still iggyland.org -

Can’t vouch for children but back during the early days of LLMs, when it was a novelty and not a huge issue, someone made one generate Guinea pig names