Netflix @netflix.com must be thrilled they timed this so perfectly.
#NetflixIsAJoke #LouisCK #GregPeters #TedSarandos #satire #FakeQuoteRealSubtext

Two solutions to Alamo Drafthouse's mobile phone enshittification:
1) don't go.
(they won't care)
2) time to start bringing your own snacks and beverages again.
(they won't learn a lesson)

Fun while it lasted.

#RIPAlamoDrafthouse

So, Wolf Children is amazing, right? And we should all be talking about it more often, unless you were, and I wasn't paying attention. If so, carry on!

The fact that no one has ever recommended the book Ready Player One to me, says I'm doing A-OK at life.

Suck a dick, Gemini
Seriously, get OFF my page. I need that space for stuff more useful than you. Like being empty.
[Solution: uBlock Origin, of course]

#Gemini #uBlockOrigin #AIStillSucks

I sanded down my favorite lime cutting board and gave it a mineral oil bath!
It was actually made by a coworker's partner for Christmas several years ago, and I've been using it ever since. But only for Limes!! (my family keeps 'borrowing it' 😾)

#cuttingboardsofinstagram #CuttingBoard

Couldn't be happening to a more deserving company!

#Adobe #AISlop #Nvidia #AdobeIsSlop

AI is the new pencil?
True insofar as great art created with a pencil is special to the person who made it, but no one else. You have to put those ideas in a form that people would want to look at.

#AIstillSucks

Remember when we didn't all universally hate @Adobe? That time did exist right?...?
#Adobe #AISlop #Nvidia

EVERYONE: "We all hate AI!"
@Adobe : "We know, why do you think we're pushing it, and charging you more for it?!"
#Adobe #AISlop #Nvidia

If you ever forget that the majority of CEOs voted for a man already convicted of rape, they'll constantly remind you on LinkedIn.

We could save a lot of time and paperwork if registering as a Republican, and a Sex Offender were the same process.

Sometimes I forget why I go to my local public library, but Starbucks will always remind me with their throttled wifi speed.

Also, libraries are a lovely place to work.

#SupportYourLocalLibrary

I have a Pinot Grigio and Cabernet Sauvignon ready for the day that the bad cholesterol does its final work.

Much like its protagonists, the parts definitely outweigh the whole, but there are compelling parts worth experiencing in this hot and stylish mess.

#TheBride! #MaggieGyllenhaal #JessieBuckley

If I had known that the Bioshock franchise is about killing racist* libertarians and confederates, I would have played them years ago!

*redundant, I know, but racist libertarians are also very pedantic.

#Bioshock

House Oversight Committee:
"Wait. The creepy old guy who was convicted of rape... Wasn't there another creepy guy who used to do his job? Can we get a hold of that guy's wife?"

#TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

Remember when we thought Johnny Harris was a journalist?

True Story about the Comedy Mothership:

#EpsteinHQ #ComedyMothership #JoeRogan

Nowadays whenever someone asks me if I go to church, I assume they're secretly asking me if I assault children. "no way, I don't go anywhere near churches. That's sick!”

True Story: I am about to become the first man* in North America to ever finish his course of antibiotics.

*pretty sure a few women have followed their doctor's orders to finish the course, but not many.

#AntiBiotics #FinishYourCourse

The Spouse Was In Critical Condition After The Collision!

#TheDow #PamBondi #Trump

Pretty much.

So relieved that white people finally have their own halftime show.

#HalftimeShow #BadBunny #AllAmericanHalftime #WhitesOnly

I doubt any audio engineers need this note, but GEARit XLR cords are pretty terrible.

My father passed when I was 15. Currently the best thing about my father being dead is that I am free to believe that he would have never voted for a convicted #apist and probable #edophile. I can't say that about most of the dad's I know. Dad's with daughters and wives.

I fixed their poster so 'Run, Hide, Fight' might be more useful than watching children die.

#ICE #ICEOUT #RunHideFight

Saw the trailer for Disclosure Day.
As boring as a moron explaining why they love Lost.
Then I saw the trailer for Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, and it made me feel sorry for Spielberg.

#MysteryBoxVirus #GoodLuckHaveFunDontDie #DisclosureDay

Trump grew up with the myth of Hitler enacting strict gun control*, so he genuinely thinks he's being a good dictator right now.

In fairness, most racist sex offenders fell for that historical misinformation.

*1938 law loosened restrictions

Episode 520: Getting Hyped For 2026!

Episode 520: Getting Hyped For 2026!

This week on the show, we’re going to cover some of the wonderful geeky things coming out in 2026 that we are super excited for.

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