I swear to god too many people ain’t got the calves for these capris

Happy Mother’s Day to all the undersung, under represented mothers in my life: my exes!!!

Since when did Meredith & GP become a content farm for not only hinge profiles but the ABC too???

Definitely. My experience was that I basically lost my gag reflex after they were removed but they took out my uvula as well so 🤷

Life been looking pretty greatly lately

I love living in Melbourne because I think it is a good thing 37 year olds with masters degrees decide to eschew normal barometers of success and instead long for nothing but to have a mix on pi pi pi or a release on Butter Sessions

If Sushi Hub had a rewards program I would be unstoppable