Joel Dommett sounds like something your dad would say instead of swearing.

Don’t tell anyone but I don’t know what power my microwave is so I just guess.

Is this like Jurassic Park but with children driving cars?

Is it possible to opt out of seeing or hearing anything about this Harry Potter show for the rest of time?

SNLUK was better than I thought it would be.

And I thought it would be brilliant.

So excited.
So proud.

UK can do it. Let’s go!

I said I was sorry!

I don’t think I can show my face in there again

They’re still messaging me.

I’ve really let them down. It’s too soon to be joking about this, so please, no more zingers.

I won a free small chicken popcorn but didn’t have a chance to claim it in time. KFC has now messaged me three times about how I missed out. I feel terrible.

I may try again at some point.

Had £1000 worth of autographs stolen. Police are calling it grand theft auto.

You’ve just made this word up.

Well, my Kickstarter failed so you can tell the children there won't be a new CHEESE! book.

My move into indie book publishing came after TV work dried up. So it's pretty crushing that my plan B has now failed too.

Thank you to everyone who supported the project.

CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6

It’s the FINAL WEEKEND to support the Kickstarter to fund my new children’s picture book.

Please support if you can, every £ helps.

I only receive the funding if the campaign reaches 100%. If not, no card payments will be taken.

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CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6

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Want a comedy writing guide?

I’ve added one as a reward for backers of my Kickstarter!

Finding/creating opportunities
Writing for kids
Getting noticed
Networking
Agents
Emailing people in the industry
Writer’s Block
Dealing with rejection

CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6

Guys, my Kickstarter to self-publish a funny picture book is failing so bad!

If you can help by pledging any amount, I’d REALLY appreciate it.

Please help me to get this book out there.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

Thank you! And THANK YOU for your very generous pledge 🙂

If you love funny picture books and you like to support indie authors and illustrators, please consider pledging to help make this sequel a reality. You won't regret it!

Genuinely thought this was Trey Parker and Matt Stone

A fun, entertaining, and charmingly silly project that could use some crowdfunding help

Donate if you can!

Consider backing this brilliant childrens book!

Thank you so much, Paul!

CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6

www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

The Kickstarter for my 2nd book is finishing on the 10th November and at present, it's going to fail.

There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it.

If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.

CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6

2 weeks left!

If you enjoy picture books that are packed with fun illustrations, jokes for the whole family, movie references, and a message about collaboration - this is for you!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6

www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

I’m trying to raise the funds to self-publish a funny book for kids about making a movie.

My Kickstarter is still below 50% funded but with your help, we can get a new book into the world.

Please check out the link below to find out what rewards are up for grabs

As if you need another reason to back a children's book by Chris, he's also offering a mini comedy writing guide as a reward. I got one of these with his first book and it's well worth doing! Support new writers and new writing!