a video titled “we need to impregnate the president”

If they want people to do it more they should make it less expensive 😤

SPACE IS BETTER THAN OLD

Truee I was just riffing on the other poster’s name

Ask Pete Hegseth

Drinking alcohol increases pain tolerance so you should start doing shots until you feel better!

Slopbotomites is funny

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

I thought I could save my little one's life as quickly as possible, but I didn't realize how incredibly difficult it would be.

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Oh you’re super right I’m mixing up my weird little transphobic guys 😭

You can’t cancel me when I’m drunk cause it’s ableist

Wasn’t this the guy whose former school has a restraining order against him cause he wouldn’t stop trespassing after they fired him from his guidance counselling job for being super annoying and disruptive?

Two and a half boys is the cancelled Chuck Lorre Epstein Island satire

another fake account doing the important intelligence work of “discrediting a somewhat popular streamer on a website full of 38-year-olds who barely know what streamings is outside the context of watching star trek reruns on netflix”

I remember some dialogue about “fuel cells” but I don’t think any level of fuel economy is worth the downside of “any random bullet fired into the building turns it into a fireball” and if I was in charge of international financial conspiracy lair architecture I would have vetoed this!

I like to think they have a little neon sign set up at the entrance to the strait and all the boats are lined up hoping the “no” switches off above the word “vacancy.”

Yeah and it’s a lot like “one battle after another” but even more geriatric

At a time when mass surveillance and autonomous weapons companies like Palantir are openly announcing their plans for violent world domination, it is crucial that our attempts at “big tech reform” don’t actually give them more power—ie via government mandated age verification/identity software

Person who inhabits an asphalt wasteland littered with expired ads and rotting microplastics has strong negative views about the sociohistorical value of other cultures 🙄

A generational talent at unwarranted smugness though

We have intergenerational lead poisoning

Wow dude this will definitely be what does it I think!

Oh fuck is this one of those weirdos who think english people are the tribe of dan or smth??

Yeah i agree! But it seems like people are always trying to eat around that part, like the actually learning to have disagreement instead of just going to like taking shots from behind blocks and mutes and stuff cause then it’s like there’s no way to actually do anything but keep taking shots idk

I don’t think the phenomenon of “subtweeting” has been a very positive development for society 😭

I don’t really understand, to me it seemed like Gabe just felt like Sloane was being dismissive and high-handed towards him after he criticized some veiled racism in some other person’s posts he hid the poster id of. Like she kept talking about him yet also talking past him? It felt mean.