wait i kinda love this

tonight.......... i will watch the mario's brother movie (1993)

i've only heard the name. never looked into it. maybe that's my night

the pinball thing is for sure happening i swear i'm gonna get a high score on the sopranos machine eventually. i'm going there tomorrow and the day after and i'm gonna put in the reps

immediately was what i was going for but if you have something i can do in general i'm open to ideas

need a thing to do. what's like a thing you can do

basically how it went down

I JUST GOT RECOGNIZED IRL FOR MY SPEEDRUNS LMAOOOOOO HOLY SHIT

i can't believe i organized a meetup and people actually came to it. like 15 of 'em! 15 whole people!!!

it's transgender arcade night (afternoon)..... 2

the worst thing in the world is having to leave in an hour

i have to leave in an hour. you know what that means

WCW wanted to get a shot of Debra McMichael, wife of commentator Steve McMichael, in the crowd. They did not prepare for an Ohio woman in a Mickey Mouse shirt telling Flair she can "whoop (his) fucking ass."

(to the tune of snake eater) gay people

see i know i'm the crowd favourite at karaoke because i've got a bar full of people i've never met before cheering every time i get called up for a song

i knew it was coming but they did end up removing potemkin buster's armor 😔 it was definitely way too strong and they never should have added it in the first place but god it felt so fucking good powering through a poke to grab somebody

oh cool discord has ads now. like straight up ads that pop up in the corner. i love that we all insist on continuing to use this

people are so nice to me at karaoke!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!! they love me!!!!!!! shit!!!!!!!!!!

hate how snarky this book gets but it's such a great look at how bizarrely run it was

being annoying is so freeing

i have decided that i'm 5'2" (158cm). please remember to treat me like i am 5'2" (158cm) in all future interactions

nintendo announces a fourth mario brother

i need to post some variation of "im a woman" every few days or i will vaporize instantly

imagine a woman. you're thinking of me

considering learning the sopranos theme for karaoke

9 am time to clock in for my shift at the weed smoking factory

🥹 thank you...

took a nap. are you proud of me

if all goes right i should be hitting up two wrestling shows on back to back saturdays in may... Hell yea

coming back to give this a like now that i know what it means

projectile vomit implies the existence of hitscan vomit