In 1972, President Richard Nixon, through members of his cabinet, ordered a break-in of DNC headquarters in D.C. in an effort to plant listening devices.

It stinks.

At least *some* Americans still have taste.

I’m probably gonna reread them once I finish reading LOTR (for the first time).

BOOK OF THE NEW SUN is the most Catholic piece of literature I’ve ever read, and I read medieval literature in college.

Drop your fighting Catholics

the minneapolis aquatennial is copaganda

This just gives Viktor Orban the time he’ll need to campaign for a FIFA Peace Prize.

Each “O” in “Bloomington” represents a different bodily orifice.

So you had enough room in the basket for groceries AND hair?

More like “No, do harm first!”

Seems like Demuth is just giving them MORE time to go daydrinking.

biscuits

Hosanna they have risen.

Stuck around for third round of state senator endorsement, left after the floor was unfrozen. I’ll check the website later. Off to Wingstop!

Subcaucuses Flanagan: Fight Club Ice Out 4 Unc: People's Agenda 3 Klobuchar: Pragmatic Blue Wave 2 Flanagan: Protecting People and Planet 2 Flanagan: Gun Violence Prevention In Schools 2 Unc: Women's Issues 2 Craig: To Win Statewide 2 Unc: Healthcare for All and People Before Machines 2 Unc: Ranked Choice Voting 1

Updated with State delegate counts:

Flanagan: Fight Club Ice Out 62 Unc: People's Agenda 37 Klobuchar: Pragmatic Blue Wave 29 Flanagan: Protecting People and Planet 28 Flanagan: Gun Violence Prevention In Schools 27 Unc: Women's Issues 27 Craig: To Win Statewide 26 Unc: Healthcare for All and People Before Machines 25 Unc: Ranked Choice Voting 14

Results of the second walking sub-caucus:

best star trek crew, wrong answers only

Custom Super Nintendo console with a cartoon character in a suit painted on a blue surface. Two yellow controllers are placed nearby on a reflective black surface.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

beef sambusa, eggroll, brownie

An incredible lunch courtesy of Rep. Ilhan Omar.

Steve Simon gets a standing ovation. All I can say is: He should’ve run.

That’s the one!

hey edina you have got to let your mayor retire

Nick Decker Stop Clapping Like a Bajoran for Unimpressive Candidates Challenge: currently failing

a republican grifter

Julie Le out here keeping up appearances of a “legitimate campaign.”

convention chair chris thorp gaveling in dfl sd50 convention

Good morning from the DFL SD50 convention.

We needed this.

Bloomington needs its own Naomi Kritzer because I don’t know which one of these dipshits running for Senate in SD50 I should vote for tomorrow.

Well, in this case, the US throttled Japan’s ability to continue its pre-WW2 policy of industrializing the military, so the never-ending succession of neoconservative political leaders needed to put their tax income somewhere else.

[insert “lord i’ve seen what you’ve done for others” jpeg]

She’s right: Freedom isn’t free.

But as a free-market capitalist, I do have the freedom to choose how I’d like to pay for it: With her three sons.

Doctors love to play golf because it's like making the earth take pills