i formulated this shit to be the most "bluesky" post of all time

more like "pang" at the pump. well, because, yeah, that's right, i'm yearning for better times

no. take it off

weee!!!!

shakily removing my gary from. my pocket for a desperately needed laugh

awesome

[ashamedly deleting all my new drafts about diarrhea] forgot yall don't like to have fun on here.... forgot yal aren't fun like this...

[hitting every syllable with an intoxicating musicality] diarrheal illness...

why not ?

can't be sure

sneezed after eating a meatball and honestly not quite sure if what came out wasn't actually bits of my brain or something

hmm,... was completely unaware of these.... intriguing

congratulations! i, of course, had. no doubts....

or katakana i guess my bad....

flavor should say うんこ...

i know haha i can read hiragana

FINALLY. gummies for us ADULTS. and i absolutely LOVE that they taste like
complete SHIT and are nearly IMPOSSIBLE to chew

yuck

yeah that is pretty nice

i think it's giving me back pain but i'm still going... full steam. i'm on a wrong side row currently

it was so gross and now it's ruined my life so!

locked alt on twitter got a 7 day ban for a stupid reason so now i have to log onto bluesky when i want to say stupid shit like "almost crashed my car cuz i was looking at a bird" and "connor o'malley got me barking like a dog," sorry

looks interesting....

and... you've read this ?

hey guys

wasn't planning on it, no

every other week i have to go through my backlog of far side desk calendar days because i always forget to check it. i call it my gary time, the time i spend looking through my gary's. its a time to center myself, be mindful, etc.

:^)

thank u :^)

thank you i needed this