me and julio down by the schoolyard?

A fanart poster of the TV show, Severance, in the style of a vintage workplace ad. A caricature of Mark S. is in the front giving a thumbs up while Dylan G., Helly, and Irving B. stand smiling in the background. Heading text reads: "Join Lumon Industries Today!" and the bottom text reads "The work is mysterious and important." Small text in the corner reads "This recruitment notice has been approved by Lumon Management. We look forward to your severance."

Please try to enjoy each fanart equally. #severance

✨⭐NURSERY RHYME⭐✨ Adopts OPEN!
30$usd EACH!!!

Pay an extra 15$ (50% off of it's normal price) & You'll get a non-shaded icon of your newly adopted character! 🤡 💚
[Will 🧵 underneath with each adopt sold!]
| #Art | #OC | #Adopts |

I liked the pencils and the sketch too :^)

Rob is a dusty-teal colored alien with big sleepy eyes who is wearing several fun outfits

Wow! There he is!!

Some extremely important work I did for the chapter 1 kickstarter in 2022

and one that couldn't fit for my friend who doesn't have bsky

every year for 3? years now I've done themed Xmas icons for my buddies and I to match. here's this year's #petscop themed ones for myself, @choppingboss.bsky.social , @finnie896.bsky.social , and @biggreenjumpingguy.bsky.social respectively

A scandalous little sneak peek at FESH PINCE 4! I don't have an ETA yet, but I've got a lot done, and I'm still working on it regularly. It'll be a long nideo - definitely longer than the last installment.

Been meaning to draw these guys forever but never got around to it lol #robberrobert

@realbadjasper.bsky.social

*Wiggle-wiggle*

#jellyfish #furry #fursuit #fursuitmaker

mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over

My fucking goat... I've missed you...

I'm already following all my evil accounts here idgaffff

illustration of some halloween themed sea creatures featured are Mako shark dressed as a candy corn Garden Eels Halloween Crab Devil Ray Clione also known as sea angel Pufferfish Barrel eye fish Pumpkin Jellyfish Seabunny

Halloween sea creatures 🎃

Drawin a lot of Brutal Orchestra recently. Wanna do more Newgrounds inspired designs but for now here's Nowak. Also made a Rags design, just thought the drawin itself was shit so just wanna do somethin actually good with da design
#art #BrutalOrchestra
Sorry for giving him a smoking addiction Talia

YAYYY

petscop screenshot reading, “you’re in the other place too!”

welcome

::sees a bridge collapse after being struck by a fully loaded container ship:: Water can't melt steel beams

The Onion:. New Humane Bug Spray Makes Insects Cum So Hard They Die

Was trying to find a different Onion post but this made me laugh so here we are

A man in cowboy hat and plaid, button-up tips his hat and says "you can take the boy out of the country, but you cant take the country out of the boy." Another man has a vacuum-like device labelled "Country Sucker." The vacuum man says "that's where you're wrong." The Country Sucker absorbs the cowboy hat and the plaid off of the country boy's shirt. The vacuum man asks maliciously "how do you feel about dirt roads and the ol' swimmi' hole?" The former country boy stares at his palms, disturbed. He meekly lets out "I feel... I feel nothing."

Alteration of small areas of the human genome can have drastic effects. Inducing the expression of the BAR116 region of the HoxD genes induces body differentiation only seen in the highly specialized mammal limbs of bats and colugos.
Examples like this one are rare but notable.

Hey we have the same username but spelled different!

Would you still love me if I only used bluesky to post art of little guys

A man looks at his phone and asks "since when did Mayor McCheese become a sex symbol?" He is viewing a picture of a lusty-eyed Mayor McCheese in characteristic top hot but also wearing a fine, Italian suit. He smokes a cigarette seductively. The man's friend says "dude, have you ever seen pictures of young McCheese?" The man looks at a picture of a young, physically fit, shirtless Mayor McCheese without his characteristic top hat. The man comments "oh shit, he's jacked."

The philosopher Plato is down on all fours, smiling. A man behind him reaching towards his asshole says "I'm gonna get up in your cave Plato." He widens Plato's asshole and peers in noticing "oh hey, there's tiny men watching a shadow puppet show in here." He asks the tiny men "you guys ever thought about getting out of Plato's ass?" They all look toward him and one answers "we tried once, but it was too scary."

A man is wearing an oversized David Byrne suit. He receives a compliment from another man who says "I lvoe your oversized David Byrne suit." The suit man rubs the back of his nexk and says "haha yeah... oversized." At home, he puts his suit in a closet revealing that his body resembles a gigantic gelatinous cube. He says "no one must ever know."