THE NEW YORK METROPOLITAN BASEBALL CLUB HAVE WON A GAME

it’s sweet how my mom ended our phone call with “get home, relax, and watch the Mets”

I never want to see Devin Williams ever again

page two of Jurassic Park I can’t escape them

this is going to be a great book cover one day

The Mets need to start juicing I’m so serious

yeah I BET

“The Mets had 14 hits today”

“We’ll get home in time to watch the end of the Mets-Cubs game maybe we’ll finally end the losing streak today”

sometimes you’re having a lovely day at the botanic garden and then come across Alan Dershowitz

almost bought this shirt until I realized it looked familiar

I’m one piece of bad news away from going back to Catholicism

LMAO also I just found out this week Harper is a Mormon?

The Mets need to start juicing I’m so serious

it’s going to be a real long season, isn’t it?

✌🏼

help I just found out my boyfriend’s a slumlord in Pokopia

first Mets game I’ve been able to catch all week and I’m not having a whole lot of fun tbh

Maybe!!!! They’re tabis so I need to do some searching bc you need special socks I’m so sad

I apologize if you followed me because of my job at a leftist publisher and are here to keep up with books but a pair of shoes I’ve been waiting for for almost two months just arrived and they’re too big and I’m distraught

baby’s first Knicks game

he’s just like me fr

insane Nordstrom Rack find

New York Sirens tying the game at the same time as my GOAT Tyrone Taylor hit a 3 run homer

hell yea

let’s go @newyorksirens.com 🧜‍♀️🚨

oh thank you Gus it’s not like I was planning on wearing these later

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