It's definitely a level in "The Divine Comedy."

Have you even lived until you're both having sensory and disregulation meltdowns in the build-your-own-closet aisle of Home Depot?

When someone asks you if you want to help them with a thing, the answer should always be, "No."

I have obtained this book and will be reading it.

In the waning days of the republic, at least the cartoons were good.

#BobCostasEye update: 4 days of steroids drops down, 43194843215488 days to go.

First 70° of the year tomorrow in #Cleveland. Need an excuse to get out of work? I've got you. 😇 #ohwx

You, my good man, are a brilliant thinker.

It's 9:42 am, and I would like to eat my meatloaf sandwich lunch now, pls.

True! And not a home shopping what-have-you.

It's 3:54 am and I bought stuff online that I saw on Instagram (it was art). Why do I keep my phone on my nightstand? #insomnia

Ooooh, hell yeah! This is why I put my complaining to The Internet - the tips are always in the comments.

I worked with Erik eons ago when he was at The Centers! He is great people!

It is shockingly difficult to source aida in large quantities (by the yard, as a bolt, etc.) #crossstitch

But what if it's out of 20? 😬

Updates from my opthalmology exam:

▪️Myles was NOT there so do my eye exam. 🏈 🦖

▪️My vision, 15+ years after LASIK, is still 20/20.

▪️ My eye pressure in both eyes is 11 (I don't know if that's good/bad)

▪️ I have idiopathic scleritis, no idea why my sclera is inflamed; Rx is steroids.

I just wanna talk about dinosaurs with Myles!!

The opthalmologist I randomly picked has his photo with Myles Garret in his lobby. This has to be kismet.

The funniest and most accurate thing is if you can get Perogi in a grocery store cleveland was a part of it

I just made this and I can't stop laughing at my own joke.

Shit's official now.

Joe Flacco on the Browns’ radar; Kirk Cousins might stay put: Latest on the search for a bridge quarterback Joe Flacco is one of the free agent QBs the Browns will consider as a bridge.

This news just dropped, and my group chat just got hella thirsty. #scrumptiousbeardedflacco
www.cleveland.com/browns/2025/...

Geordi,

Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.

Worf

If it's the only thing I'm ever known for (and let's be real: would be), tis indeed a fine legacy.

The fact that I now also have a sprained ankle running to Wikipedia to see the revision history on this....

Finally calling "uncle," and having someone look at my Bob Costas eye.

Meh, in six months, you'll just have to switch it again. Don't bother.

My Los Muertos #crosssitch is complete (I think I'll frame it today...finally). I've moved on to this complicated bastard:

I saw this and want it so bad. I do have a birthday imminently. I might flex some birthday privilege....

Boo, sir. Boo.