OK! HYPE TIME! -epic movie voice- TOMORROW. ONE ASEXUAL STREAMER. A LOT OF WEAPONRY IN A VIDEO GAME ABOUT DATING WEAPONRY. THIS 4/20, AT 3 PM EST, GET READY FOR....
EIVOR PLAYS A DATING SIM!
Featuring @magickstardust.vtubers.social :3
Thanks to @oxyoxspring.bsky.social for uh...convincing me!
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Posts by Poly ๐ Armory ๐ซ
We submitted a Development Diary about some very sexy guns to the upcoming @secondwindgroup.com SHOWCASE! Tune in to watch some exclusive new content, and for a personal apology from (some of) the Developers.
April 23, 2026, 4pm ET / 1pm PT / 9pm BST
on the Second Wind YouTube Channel
The Second Wind Games Showcase airs on April 23, 2026 at 4 PM ET / 1 PM PT!
It's jam packed with 90+ games including world premieres, exclusive announcements and more.
We also partnered with @skillup.bsky.social, @minnmax.com and @watchexp.bsky.social to help curate some of the games!
There will be a test at the end of the game.
OH NO.
Came for the sexy guns, stayed for the deviantism
Thereโs something really funny about a guy going into the very clearly advertised โPolyamorous queer pansexual satirical dating simโ and being like โUHM, how come Iโm FORCED to do GAY WOKE things???โ
My homie in hamburgers, you BOUGHT the GAY WOKE GAME
some of you are really out here like โyouโre not gonna believe this, scully!!!โ and itโs just you standing in front of an unclimbable ladder insisting itโs able to be climbed #polyarmory #ladderphiles
oh god I just saw a video of Polyarmory gameplay and it's Date Everything but with guns, this is HILARIOUS
the last showgirl, MS BALLISTA #polyarmory #illustration
In this new dating sim you date GUNS and itโs low key scary! | Polyarmory: High Calibre Love
youtu.be/OalhqQtOIOQ?...
#streamer #gaming #funny #filipino #asian #gay #datingsim #youtuber
Finished my first play through of Polyarmory today and WOOOOOOOO i cannot wait to play again for the other ending and find the secrets >:3
I love #PolyArmory
Attention all bunker buddies, preppers and gun nuts! POLYARMORY FAN KEYCHAINS ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON MY STORE!! - Apologies it's taken me this long to get round to putting these up. And apologies. Just in general. :P ๐ซ๐
@polyarmorygame.bsky.social
acggoods.com/store/gadget...
Let us indoctrinate you into deviantism. ๐
Keychains for each of the main characters of polyarmory, people with various firearms for heads
Aaaa the @polyarmorygame.bsky.social gang is all here!
Go follow and shower money upon @gadgetonic.bsky.social, the artist who made these wonderful keychains!
I will be attempting to climb the ladder again in @polyarmorygame.bsky.social in just under an hour
You have been WARNED
These findings correspond with our stance on the dangers of AI.
We think maybe the AI is trying to get revenge on us for not using it.
It's trying to make our game look worse by directing players to do the impossible.
It has come to our attention that filthy corpo AI systems are misinforming players about the ladder in our game.
For clarification, the ladder is NOT climbable.
Please, stop trying to climb it.
Thanks!
-Scope Creeps
The first @polyarmorygame.bsky.social fanfic on AO3 specifically mentioning the shower water evaporating instantly, because we didn't include a towel, broke me.
Cogito Ergot Sum
Make meaning with Muscle Mommy - and enjoy some very apt satirical artistry from the wonderful writer, va, and dear friend @litchilovers.bsky.social !
Polyarmory done. It came out on my birthday and was incredibly excited about it, and it was definitely worth my time.
If you ever wanted to have a shotgun moan into your ear, this is the game for you.
You can also turn the pronouns into USA-approved ones and it's wonderful. It's free too :)
You can find Viper on the dancefloor next time you're out:
gun pun beers for @polyarmorygame.bsky.social
Getting my @polyarmorygame.bsky.social tattoo this morning!
This was such a delight...AND WE BARELY SCRAPED THE SURFACE. Y'all we spent nearly 30min watching a documentary and it was *worth* it.
Massive props to the peeps who made this, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social y'all did a phenomenal job and we will be coming back for more ๐
MineSmasher my beloathed.
How dare you.