ouhhhhh ough ouh ouhh ouhh

she's talking about meeeeeeee!

//

haha. what

"Has anyone ever told you how—"

Everything goes dark, and he dies.

Decisions! Frankly, the others are helpless without me.

( Not as soft as he made it out to be, but soft nonetheless. )

Told you so! Would be a *pretty* stupid thing to lie about.

I! Confer! And I'm great at it.

Hell yeah, long live Mr. Revachol!

( HE'S A FRAUD GET HIS ASS )

(Ohhhhh she doesn't know. Oh she's clueless.)

I told you, I'm moving up! I did such a good job they gave me one!

"Now, hold on a se—"

She skewers him.

"Ow."

It got us somewhere! I told you I'm not going to stab you! That's somewhere.

You already look pretty dead to me, soooo... I'm gonna guess none!

( Kneeling down, holding her head out to Pearl. )

And what kind of sadistic, masochistic guy would I have to be to do something so stupid?

Do you really think that'd be to *either* of our benefits?

That's because they are. Real fluffy, actually. You can feel, if you'd like. I'm feeling generous today.

"Or, hear me out: *I'll* figure out how you can stab Him! You can spend the time it takes me to do that to stab the other guy, and as thanks, you don't stab me! Sound good?"

Rude. But I'm not just a voice anymore, Princess! I've moved up in the world; got my own body and everything!

Sure I do!

( There sure is... *something* like ears on the top of her head. And he's definitely got tail *feathers.* )

A pun? No, come on. I'm not supposed to be the funny one!

So, we're good, yeah? Greaaat.

I have ears and tail all the time! Wow, we have so much in common.

( sir you have undefined appendages that happen to resemble those things )

"How... great to see you again! Now, work with me here, I think we can figure out something that works for *both* of us. How about you stab those two, and leave me out of it? Then we're both happy!"

Oh, come on! All things considered, I don't deserve the cold shoulder you're giving me.

Why'd everything go quiet.

(slicking his hair back but his "hair" are just his two antenna things)

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Princess.
19.
She/her.

Voice of the Opportunist from Slay the Princess.
Ambiguously adult aged.
He/she.