You know how some people have a music stand instead of a coffee table? And also an 85lb dog made of springs?
Anyway. Calming before bed tea ritual is always a little bit Russian roulette but with being scalded instead of being shot around here.
I know there's a lot of despair around, but I feel like it's also deeply hilarious how we keep running around doing our little jobs. You guys, one day we're going to laugh so hard about this.
One of my favorite things about collaborating with other writers is that they know a whole lot of stuff I don't, and it's nice to be surprised and delighted while writing, something I usually only do alone.
Is there a way we can make sure that he is forever pelted with the ashes of all the children his horrible policies have killed without actually desecrating the corpses of those children? Because that's the minimum he deserves.
Uh yeah. Because that's a version of the face you make when things are going super great.
It's Mannequin Pussy Monday.
youtu.be/EvgYIXc4JDA?...
FAFO TIMES
We need a new news designation for when the orange hitler's buddies get in trouble or are fired, resigned, fail at life, etc. It's not really breaking news. It should be like EXPECTED NEWS. Or like PREDICTABLE HEADLINE.
I was talking to some friends last night and I realized that one of the true benefits from getting progressively more sick over the last 10 years is that I realized that I didn't have the time or the energy to put up with bullshit.
And this last year of feeling better, I haven't gone back.
Our dog recently started aggressively fucking the office couch. Do you think he’s trying to tell us he’s a republican?
If it helps, he’s probably done this several times, so the chances of you being the first to mention it are low (even if the organizers say you are).
Best case scenario, the last time someone said something about it he played it off as a singular misunderstanding. Now the orgs will know he’s lying
Young people and people with working joints will never know the thrill of trying to fuck someone after they put miscle rub on your sore hip.
If you’re wondering if therapy is worth it, I’m having a really good day today and no part of me feels like it’s a portent of doom.
When listing couples, the most natural cadence is to go alpha order by first initial unless one of their names starts with a vowel. Then it’s vowel consonant.
A screen cap of a TMZ video post with a harassed looking Ted Cruz. With the headline Ted Cruz won’t say if he supports trump or the pope
This is the kind of reporting I’ve wanted from TMZ this whole time.
I made shakshuka tonight and served it over baked potatoes for some extra substance.
I’ve been struggling to cook for years and years. Other people told me that everything changes when you figure out the aromatics. That is 100% true.
The character Shane Hollander from Heated Rivalry in the scene where he watches Ilya Rozanov win the Stanley Cup
What you need to understand about Shane Fuckass Hollander is that this is him looking at the persone he loves having the best day of his life.
I just want queers to think I'm cool so I try to emulate people I, a queer, think are cool.
My transsexual audacity shows up in the wild belief that if I get the same tattoo as a hot cis guy, it'll produce the same vibe that it does on him and first of all, no it wont, but also I don't even actually want that??? Make it make sense.
I’m so tired. I read an event description that listed things attendees should bring to the event and the last item was enthusiasm but I thought it said euthanasia.
One of the reasons the most commercially successful people in any given field tend to be insane, abusive, or both is because the system itself is so insane and abusive that only the similarity damaged or extremely well insulated can survive long enough to succeed.
lol. Or while it simmers if you’re impatient. 😁
Excellent point. My only rebuttal is that sofrito isn’t pasta sauce, but the basis for sauce itself.
My problem is I’ll see a cis man wearing a very sexy little necklace and I’ll go buy it and everyone is like cute necklace girlie. So pretty lady.
No. Is manly sexy cheeky little necklace. It’s very gay.
A picture of a potted tree looking very cute and fun next to a plain taupe armoire.
This is the same vibes as those pictures of girls in full beat with an amazing fit and accessories a their shithead boyfriend in basketball shorts and he looks like he smells like old beer.
Husband thinks his name is Mike.
Oh, is your binder “super comfortable” AND “super effective?”
SHOW IT ON A FAT PERSON YOU COWARDS
We’re big bolognese fans in this house. None of us are straight.
Bolognese is an inherently bisexual pasta sauce.
I think it’s significant that in every fanfic I’ve ever read, twitter is still very much twitter and very much old twitter. Not this new abomination. The ideal world has lots of openly out queer people and a regular twitter.
A crossword with a 4 letter word clue that says word with language, shop or positivity
I just got into crosswords and sometimes these clues make me feel fucking crazy.