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Posts by Iceberg Artisan (she/her)

“The party must serve the motion in compliance with Rule 59(g), SCRCP, otherwise the motion will likely be denied by the Chief Administrative Judge.”
So we MUST comply or there MIGHT be consequences? What?

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Sometimes when the dogs are all shouting at one another and I yell to them to shut the hell up, it occurs to me that I may just be translating for them.

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VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

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In local news, there was a stampede at the rodeo triggered by fireworks and recovery efforts were allegedly hampered by drunk people throwing beer cans at cops. I am not kidding.

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Starmer, as we speak, staring at a stock photo of an angry person and then back at the mirror. He turns an almost imperceptibly ruddier shade of ham. "Perfect."

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It’s the alt text for me.

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Lucy, you just so damn bad.

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Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

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You’re breaking the seal

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Posting is on fire today, Huma. Nice work.

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I just got a shock to the face so bad it triggered an adrenaline response that made me almost high. Way to keep things interesting, trigeminal nerve!

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leftists are my
greatest adversary because they are destroying america
destroying america or being rude to you online?
being rude to me online

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

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I live in a 1960s ranch that is approximately 164 miles long and I have disabilities so being able to look at my phone to see when the wash needs flipping is the best. Also, it gives me the option of making the washer text other people to demand assistance, which is HILARIOUS.

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I don’t care what ANYONE says. I freaking love the fact my washer and dryer are connected to the internet.

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What if I want a hummingbird fight club to watch though…

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Good to know!

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I was just minding my own business near the feeders and this little guy apparently got tired of waiting for me to fuck off and chirped a bunch as he flitted around eating, chirping between sips about how hungry he was.

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I think I just got cussed out by a hummingbird.

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a man in a red shirt is holding a small cupcake in his hand and smiling . Alt: a man in a red shirt is holding a small cupcake in his hand and smiling .

I’m rewatching Misfits and am yet again reminded that this is the most romantic and interesting television show ever made.

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I have had a rough couple of days, but I persist.

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It’s amazing how difficult it is to do nothing for months and months.

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Okay actually I was thinking about The Fugees and Lauryn Hill nevermind entirely.

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OK, apparently they’re cool now but for a while that was true.

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When I first got glasses as a kid, I had a similar thing where I thought I saw a ghost but it was just my cheek in a sunbeam.

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My favorite thing about that whole situation is that they now deny Fergie was ever in the band. Look it up.

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The thing you may not understand is that to pay it I was going to have to spend like three minutes setting up a new account on the Internet. It was just too much.

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If using the phrase "not so" in briefs was a disbarrable offense, bar disciplinary tribunals would be in permanent session.

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Do I have the money to pay the new trash company for their services? Yes. Did they send me a lot of notices about how to pay? They did. Did I put them all in the “tomorrow” category of tasks to consider? Yes. Did I ever pay the trash company? No. Do we have trash bins anymore? We do not.

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a white mongrel with brindle ears looks nervous

a white mongrel with brindle ears looks nervous

It’s is my dog‘s fake 9th birthday. Everyone say happy fake birthday, Sally!

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My youngest greeted me with “Hey can I have…” today. Good morning to you too, you little freeloader. Get your own damn snack.

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