Merchandise?

One man doing more damage to US military readiness than generations of foreign saboteurs could have ever dreamed of.

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Tweet from @DHSgov reads: 'Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.' -Proverbs 3:5-6 One nation under God.' AI slop image of a small country church, with superimposed text: "One Homeland Under God" 9:45 AM Apr 19, 2026 126.1K Views

Looking less and less like a reformable organization all the time. #AbolishDHS

Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

Thanks, Wendy Carlos

My faceblind ass just thinks she looks like Julia Stiles (20 years ago)

Pretty frustrating that the New York Times is crediting AP with uncovering the existence of Aadam’s archive when I reported on it 15 months prior. chicagoreader.com/music/gossip...

Confidential to Pete Hegseth:

YOU ARE THE TYRANNY OF EVIL MEN, JACKASS

Picture of Al with Fozzie Bear

I’ll be one of the celebs entertaining the people waiting in line (on a screen, not in person!) when Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets debuts at Disney’s Hollywood Studios in Orlando on May 26!

I would donate an unseemly amount to the gofundme of a journalist who got fired for yelling "fuck you, you drunken pustule" at this drunken pustule.

$10m? You can endow a deanship for that (or less), almost anywhere. I guess there's a diverse viewpoint premium.

(Or maybe they're just milking the conservative donors...)

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast

I was legitimately concerned I was crazy until I found another youngish person at the other end of the balcony during intermission who was able to confirm (and aid in triangulation).

I think the craziest I can recall from attending the SF Opera was the time a patron's hearing aid was blaring feedback throughout the first act. Unfortunately, it was at such a high frequency, that not one usher was young enough to be able to hear it, nor were 95% of the other patrons.

Underappreciated in all this, we're just whizzing by the assumption that it would be totally normal for the president to post an image of himself playing dress up as a doctor...

It certainly looks like he's getting shitfaced on $20 arena beer

Its not a business! It’s a public good! And it’s not “running out of money,” either. Republicans deliberately created this illusion by requiring USPS to prefund pensions *75 years* into the future. Literally no other agency (or business, lol) requires this.

This fucking guy deserves to go down in history alongside Mengele

Bill Murray is category 1.5: he plays pretty different characters, but they all have Bill Murray's sense of humor

The second easiest thing to convince someone to do is something they already wanted to do.

The easiest thing to convince someone to do is nothing.

Confirmation bias reinforcing laziness undefeated as the most powerful force in human psychology.

If a failed impeachment push is tacit approval, what's that make *no* impeachment push? Christ, the brainrot on these guys...

(He's also got more rhymes than Jamaica got mangoes, but that's a different song)

Tom's definitely got a Rockabilly past of which nobody knows

You could shoehorn Tom into Johnny Ryall and not even have to change half the lyrics

Kerry: I was part of the any number of conversations with Netanyahu.

Psaki: Pitching the US strike Iran?

Kerry: Yes, he wanted us to strike. He came to President Obama. He made a presentation to ask to strike. President Obama refused. President Biden refused. President Bush refused.

Polymarket in shambles