strong mayor system was always an anti-democratic scam

Protection racket

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Alan Dershowitz will only worsen these divides now that he's a Republican

Millennials are ruining the cocaine industry

More than 70 Minnesota children detained during Operation Metro Surge

ICE detained over 70 of Minnesota’s children - ripping them out of school, forcing them into inhumane detention centers, and traumatizing them forever.

We need to bring all our babies home.

Then, the federal government must repair and restore all the harm they’ve done.

insane that it has been a full decade since we lost Prince

I consider mids loud

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You guys. A goose is nesting under the Spoon Bridge and Cherry. This is our Romulus and Remus moment. We already became ungovernable. Now we become myth. #Minneapolis.

had the sudden and inexplicable desire for a tall glass of ice-cold Kool-Aid

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In 1964, Groucho went to East Berlin with a group that included his radio show director Robert Dwan and his 16-year-old daughter Judith Dwan Hallet. They visited the village of Dornum, where his mother Minnie had been born. and discovered that all the Jewish graves there had been obliterated by the Nazis. Groucho hired a car with a chauffeur, and told the driver to take the group to the bunker where Adolf Hitler was said to have committed suicide. Wearing his trademark beret he climbed the debris and then launched himself, unsmiling, into a frenetic Charleston dance routine. The dance on Hitler's supposed grave lasted a couple of minutes. "Nobody applauded," Hallet recalled. "Nobody laughed."

Hey, it's Hitler's birthday.

ICE is still kidnapping people in Minneapolis.

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ugh I hate the evening before travel

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does polymarket let you bet on if the president will attend Wrestlemania, get a tepid response from the audience, leave midway, and then post something about how the WWF has been a disaster without the great Vince McMahon

Nine Inch Noize and Reinventing Your Old Stuff The talk of the town this past week has been the blistering Coachella set which Nine Inch Noize put on. A hybrid project of Nine Inch Nails and Boys Noize, birthed from their tour together last year, ...

New on Stuckness: THAT Nine Inch Noize Coachella set, the import of reworking your old material, what happened when Front 242 did something similar, and how weird it is that a 60 year old is singing about heresy in an evangelical age.

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happy anniversary to all who celebrate

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“Fix your hearts or die” Bob Uecker shirt

Not sure which Bob Uecker shirt I should wear to tonight’s Milwaukee Film Festival Opening Night premiere of UECK oh who am I kidding it’s gonna be this one

A martini glass with a faint yellow liquid in it, and a gooey, slimy, cheesy coating around the rim. On top is a large toothpick with alternating olives and jumbo pasta shells. In the background are two boxes of Velveeta and a cocktail shaker

The Veltini (2022-2022): A martini made with Velveeta-infused vodka, olive brine, and vermouth. It was topped with Velveeta-stuffed olives and jumbo shells & cheese on a toothpick, and finished with a Velveeta coating on the rim. Served exclusively at the BLT Steakhouse chain

ICE activity in Chicagoland has been on the rise with the temperature the last few weeks. These incidents don't have the spectacle that characterized Greg Bovino and Border Patrol's raids in the fall, but people are still being abducted by federal agents across the city and suburbs.

you used to hear about "folk law" online a lot. But I gotta say one place where the vast majority of Americans have like, deeply ingrained flat-earther level folk beliefs, no matter their politics--basically any public policy that has to do with parking or driving a car

why is it 90 degrees outside I am no longer built for such weather

Everyone knows the economy is doing great. I dont know why homelessness is up and a record number of people are working 2 jobs, but that has nothing to do with the economy. The economy is a chart with a line going up, not that other shit. Grow up

Here is Los Angeles' budget proposal from last year.

man I hate it when you waste a plane ride on a shit movie