oh man for a second there i almost felt cringe for posting millennially as a millennial. anyway

is that less nefarious or more

abominable. thank you

i can't unwrap this ffucking cherry lollypop

what is it called when i weaponize my own incompetence against myself

well that's just a crunchy placenta

live birth is some absolute freak shit. laying eggs seems so much more manageable. why on earth did we ever stop

a bit freaked out by spring. nature out here changing so rapidly it's a little frightening. it's greening up real fast now

uhh please stay safe??

haha anyone else's gmail storage 70% full right now. & do u wanna kiss about it

i liked her music in the piss scanning orb video

captured a standard cellar spider the other day to take it outside and it made audible thumps trying to get out of its plastic container. disquieting

mister shit is standing proud!!!!!

god. ideal

feeling the loss of the "send tweet" phrasing. defunct terminology. tragic. gone too soon. and don't get me started on the abysmal dog shit that is "skeeting"

i appreciate that spiders don't make too much noise

are you okay??

"tomato tomato tomato" is the type of thing your acting teacher would say at you after an uninspired performance. i recognize its semantic usefulness but it's hopelessly theater kid-, and therefore tumblr-coded

this post is about bluesky.

interest in new technologies is one thing but AI evangelism has to be some kind of rot of the mind

wish there was a way to go "damn bitch you live like this" at yourself but unfortunately it's impossible. there's been studies

fuck it man let's just outlaw the internet. we had a good run. no we didn't

the error messages this website spits out when it's shitting all over itself have accused me of more misdeeds than places i've been actually banned from

deadass!!! i don't care how stupid and bad the human world gets there's always gonna be wild beasts to look at. unless

i love wildlife!! i love when i go on little walks and there's animals!! aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

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